My Goal is to lose an Elephant Penis

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  • tummymummy
    tummymummy Posts: 97
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    Brilliant - 4 human brains or a bald eagle here :)
  • shellywoodworth
    shellywoodworth Posts: 75 Member
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    I lost a 2 year old child and I need to lose another 2 year old child.
  • nanberube
    nanberube Posts: 110 Member
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    I've lost a dozen eggs, and still have a newborn calf to go.
  • karilynn27
    karilynn27 Posts: 190 Member
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    bump
  • JenniferAutumn
    JenniferAutumn Posts: 228 Member
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    So, you telling me that if I lose 60lbs I'm going to lose my elephant penis?!? Hell with that, I'll stop at a small bale of hay

    OMG- Every post you write cracks me up. =)
  • kevinwisbith
    kevinwisbith Posts: 1
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    I need to gain a bald eagle.
  • lradloff
    lradloff Posts: 59 Member
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    bump
  • marenbobarren
    marenbobarren Posts: 12
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    Lost an ostrich egg so far but still have just under a newborn calf to go...
  • shanhawk
    shanhawk Posts: 44
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    Thanks for the post...I love this spin on things. I'm 1 pound away from losing 10 dozen large eggs. Now...its just a 5 gallon bottle of water and I'm set!
  • MOMvsFOOD
    MOMvsFOOD Posts: 654 Member
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    Ive lost a human head but need to lose a bale of hay
  • MOMvsFOOD
    MOMvsFOOD Posts: 654 Member
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    Ive lost a human head but need to lose a bale of hay
  • curleesam
    curleesam Posts: 462 Member
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    bump

    ps I have 2lbs to lose the elephants penis...
  • cng1117
    cng1117 Posts: 225 Member
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    Since joining mfp i've lost a years worth of chemicals, total I've lost a cheese. My ultimate goal is to have lost somewhere between the entire oxford dictionary or the average man. :happy:
  • lisarea425
    lisarea425 Posts: 21 Member
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    Bump... Love it!
  • SlimJacqui
    SlimJacqui Posts: 29
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    I need to lose a Sperm Whale Brain, maybe thats why it so hard to do,
  • FK1983
    FK1983 Posts: 186 Member
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    I've lost an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”), if you see her gimme a shout please, she keeps wondering off! :laugh:

    117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)
  • sculptandtone
    sculptandtone Posts: 300 Member
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    I need to lose a small bail of hay! How did that happen? I keep picturing a hay bail in a field. am I THAT huge?
  • Sheila_KI
    Sheila_KI Posts: 206 Member
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    Lost an American Eagle.....working towards the small bale of hay
  • gagirl89
    gagirl89 Posts: 26 Member
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    goodness.... I still have to lose the entire oxford english dictionary!!!
  • Pseudocyber
    Pseudocyber Posts: 312 Member
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    I've lost an average human leg, fortunately, not mine, Thank God. I'm looking to lose the average meat an American eats in a year - interesting, since I'm trying to avoid meat and focus on fruit/veggies/nuts.

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