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    Best Pick Up Lines...EVER!

    Posts: 770 Member
    edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
    My co-workers and I were talking about awkward dates and pick up lines and from some reason I'm still laughing about this one


    Your eyes are like wrenches. Every time I look into them, they tighten my nuts...

    What's your favorite pick up line?

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      I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I'm gonna make your bedrock
    • Posts: 253 Member
      Are you my toe? Cus I'd like to bang you on every piece of furniture
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      Are you a postman? Because I see you checking out my package
    • Posts: 2,622 Member
      (Lean in real close) I'm going to have sex with you tonight, you might as well be there to enjoy it
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      Oh you're a charmer!

      On a scale of 1 to 10, how married are you?
    • Posts: 531 Member
      If you're a gamer like me then " Are you a Rogue? cause I was stunned when I first saw you!"
    • Posts: 253 Member
      kyleebrown623 wrote: »
      If you're a gamer like me then " Are you a Rogue? cause I was stunned when I first saw you!"

      I think you're lacking some vitamin me
    • Posts: 2,622 Member
      Do you have a Band-Aid? 'Cause I scraped my knee falling for you
    • Posts: 770 Member
      Is your name Google?... Cause you seem to have everything I'm looking for.. :)
    • Posts: 9,809 Member
      I'm no weatherman but I predict you will be getting 6-8" tonight.
    • Posts: 4,568 Member
      You’re on my list of things to do tonight.
    • Posts: 2,622 Member
      How about a pizza and sex? What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
    • Posts: 770 Member
      I'm not a photographer... but I can sure picture us together.
    • Posts: 4,568 Member
      You look so innocent, you look so sweet, as long as I have a face, you will always have a seat.
    • Posts: 770 Member
      You look so much like my next boyfriend!
    • Posts: 2,622 Member
      I've lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?
    • Posts: 10,177 Member
      Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poems, Nice T!Ts.

      Oh wait, you mean best pick up lines....? Let me think about that one for a minute.
    • Posts: 531 Member
      Augh something is wrong with my phone! your number isnt in it
    • Posts: 3,472 Member
      Are you an antiquer? Because I have some junk that hasn't been touched in years.

    • Posts: 770 Member
      Do you work at Subway ? Cause you just gave me a footlong
    • Posts: 4,568 Member
      You’re like Pringles once I pop you, I can’t stop you.
    • Posts: 770 Member
      My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
    • Posts: 4,568 Member
      What time do you get off? Can I watch?
    • Posts: 770 Member
      Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet *kitten*.
    • Posts: 3,472 Member
      Mykaylauk wrote: »
      My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
      Might have to take you up on that :tongue:


      You must be gasoline because even though you're expensive I'd still pump you in my van.
    • Posts: 770 Member
      yusaku02 wrote: »
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      Might have to take you up on that :tongue:


      You must be gasoline because even though you're expensive I'd still pump you in my van.

      Oh you're good!!!

      I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

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      Mine: How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice...
      My Husbands: How would you like to gain 180lbs for about 10 minutes (classy eh?)
    • Posts: 167 Member
      edited August 2015
      Is that a mirrior in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants
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      Is Your Name WiFi? Because I'm Really Feeling a Connection.
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