Best Pick Up Lines...EVER!

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  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
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    You’re like Pringles once I pop you, I can’t stop you.
  • Mykaylauk
    Mykaylauk Posts: 770 Member
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    My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
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    What time do you get off? Can I watch?
  • Mykaylauk
    Mykaylauk Posts: 770 Member
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    Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet *kitten*.
  • yusaku02
    yusaku02 Posts: 3,476 Member
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    Mykaylauk wrote: »
    My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
    Might have to take you up on that :tongue:


    You must be gasoline because even though you're expensive I'd still pump you in my van.
  • Mykaylauk
    Mykaylauk Posts: 770 Member
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    yusaku02 wrote: »
    Mykaylauk wrote: »
    My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
    Might have to take you up on that :tongue:


    You must be gasoline because even though you're expensive I'd still pump you in my van.

    Oh you're good!!!

    I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

  • SurelyShannon
    SurelyShannon Posts: 168 Member
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    Mine: How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice...
    My Husbands: How would you like to gain 180lbs for about 10 minutes (classy eh?)
  • SurelyShannon
    SurelyShannon Posts: 168 Member
    edited August 2015
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    Is that a mirrior in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants
  • Mykaylauk
    Mykaylauk Posts: 770 Member
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    Is Your Name WiFi? Because I'm Really Feeling a Connection.
  • Mykaylauk
    Mykaylauk Posts: 770 Member
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    Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
  • JONZ64
    JONZ64 Posts: 1,280 Member
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    Hi
  • Mykaylauk
    Mykaylauk Posts: 770 Member
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    LOL classic!
  • JONZ64
    JONZ64 Posts: 1,280 Member
    edited August 2015
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    Mykaylauk wrote: »
    LOL classic!

    I was a shy guy, Hi was all I could ever muster :wink:

  • hoppykins83
    hoppykins83 Posts: 131 Member
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    Does your dad own a juice factory girl because you are "very fine".
  • Mykaylauk
    Mykaylauk Posts: 770 Member
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    Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.
  • CherylNTexas
    CherylNTexas Posts: 1,275 Member
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    Do I know you? Because you look just like my next boyfriend...
  • enterdanger
    enterdanger Posts: 2,447 Member
    edited August 2015
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    Are those space pants your wearing? Because your *kitten* is out of this world!

    but my personal favorite has always been "Nice shoes. Want to f**k." Yes. I actually hear that at a bar.
  • CherylNTexas
    CherylNTexas Posts: 1,275 Member
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    You should stop, drop, and roll cause baby you're on FIRE!

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