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  • yusaku02
    yusaku02 Posts: 3,472 Member
    Every night I trust my dog not to eviscerate my neck while I sleep and every night he doesn't do it.
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    Which one of the cats vomited on my bedroom floor?
  • Char231023
    Char231023 Posts: 700 Member
    MrsBooBear wrote: »
    Which one of the cats vomited on my bedroom floor?

    Yesterday our cat vomited on my sons homework.
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    Char231023 wrote: »
    MrsBooBear wrote: »
    Which one of the cats vomited on my bedroom floor?

    Yesterday our cat vomited on my sons homework.

    Lol! Makes a change from " the dog ate my homework", :lol:
  • Nicki_G724
    Nicki_G724 Posts: 629 Member
    The stalls in the bathroom at work creep me out. They are like rooms with a gap by the floor that's just big enough for a creepy hand to grab at my ankles! :s
  • Determined_ella_89
    Determined_ella_89 Posts: 1,710 Member
    edited September 2015
    Char231023 wrote: »
    MrsBooBear wrote: »
    Which one of the cats vomited on my bedroom floor?

    Yesterday our cat vomited on my sons homework.

    Wow golden! Lol
  • Char231023
    Char231023 Posts: 700 Member
    MrsBooBear wrote: »
    Char231023 wrote: »
    MrsBooBear wrote: »
    Which one of the cats vomited on my bedroom floor?

    Yesterday our cat vomited on my sons homework.

    Lol! Makes a change from " the dog ate my homework", :lol:

    Yep that's exactly what I thought.
  • Determined_ella_89
    Determined_ella_89 Posts: 1,710 Member
    Why does trusting people get harder as you age? Is it because you finally see the truth in their lies? Or because you see without those innocent rose tinted glasses anymore?
  • Lasmartchika
    Lasmartchika Posts: 3,440 Member
    I wish I could hear myself think... what the hell are they working on out there?! :confounded:
  • Nicki_G724
    Nicki_G724 Posts: 629 Member
    I miss the good ol' chat style rooms. Forums and messages are too slow for me..I just must be bored... LOL
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    i HATE the people i work with - stupid MFers
  • That1Chick_Brit
    That1Chick_Brit Posts: 2,541 Member
    You know whats torture? When you have a unopened bottle of Merlot, and no cork screw. I can't win today......
  • maeld51
    maeld51 Posts: 3,415 Member
    bpalhegyilaneville wrote: »
    You know whats torture? When you have a unopened bottle of Merlot, and no cork screw. I can't win today......

    A wood screw and screwdriver or drill will open that Merlot.
    I had to get creative one night. :)
  • That1Chick_Brit
    That1Chick_Brit Posts: 2,541 Member
    maeld51 wrote: »
    bpalhegyilaneville wrote: »
    You know whats torture? When you have a unopened bottle of Merlot, and no cork screw. I can't win today......

    A wood screw and screwdriver or drill will open that Merlot.
    I had to get creative one night. :)

    ahhhhh you are a life saver! Why did I not think of that! If you were here I would share!
  • That1Chick_Brit
    That1Chick_Brit Posts: 2,541 Member
    I tried and it didn't work, so I get desperate and just pushed the cork into the bottle....
  • maeld51
    maeld51 Posts: 3,415 Member
    bpalhegyilaneville wrote: »
    I tried and it didn't work, so I get desperate and just pushed the cork into the bottle....

    HA! I've done that too!!!
    I had to pour it through a strainer. :D
  • That1Chick_Brit
    That1Chick_Brit Posts: 2,541 Member
    maeld51 wrote: »
    bpalhegyilaneville wrote: »
    I tried and it didn't work, so I get desperate and just pushed the cork into the bottle....

    HA! I've done that too!!!
    I had to pour it through a strainer. :D

    hahahaha the struggle is real girl!!!
  • maeld51
    maeld51 Posts: 3,415 Member
    bpalhegyilaneville wrote: »
    maeld51 wrote: »
    bpalhegyilaneville wrote: »
    I tried and it didn't work, so I get desperate and just pushed the cork into the bottle....

    HA! I've done that too!!!
    I had to pour it through a strainer. :D

    hahahaha the struggle is real girl!!!

    Enjoy your Merlot, drink a glass for me!
  • That1Chick_Brit
    That1Chick_Brit Posts: 2,541 Member
    maeld51 wrote: »
    bpalhegyilaneville wrote: »
    maeld51 wrote: »
    bpalhegyilaneville wrote: »
    I tried and it didn't work, so I get desperate and just pushed the cork into the bottle....

    HA! I've done that too!!!
    I had to pour it through a strainer. :D

    hahahaha the struggle is real girl!!!

    Enjoy your Merlot, drink a glass for me!

    I got you covered! haha
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    A full night's sleep
  • cndkendrick
    cndkendrick Posts: 138 Member
    If the female human's egg (unfertilized) were the size of a chicken's, could and would you make scrambled eggs out of it?
  • AnthonyThrashD_
    AnthonyThrashD_ Posts: 85 Member
    Why does my baby ferret crap in every corner except the one his litter box is in?
  • TrailBlazzinMN
    TrailBlazzinMN Posts: 509 Member
    AnthonyThrashD_ wrote: »
    Why does my baby ferret crap in every corner except the one his litter box is in?

    Add three more litter boxes. Solved B)
  • That1Chick_Brit
    That1Chick_Brit Posts: 2,541 Member
    Wine gone... Boooooo
  • getitamb
    getitamb Posts: 2,019 Member
    Char231023 wrote: »
    MrsBooBear wrote: »
    Which one of the cats vomited on my bedroom floor?

    Yesterday our cat vomited on my sons homework.




    Oh come on. Not that excuse again. J/k

  • getitamb
    getitamb Posts: 2,019 Member
    Sometimes I miss being fatter.
  • getitamb
    getitamb Posts: 2,019 Member
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    Does anyone know who this is?
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    I'm hungry.... maybe I should eat more cereal
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    getitamb wrote: »
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    Does anyone know who this is?

    I did a quick Google image search, his name is Donnell Blaylock Jr. From what I can tell, he's a model
  • Lasmartchika
    Lasmartchika Posts: 3,440 Member
    I should not be this wide awake so early on a Sunday. :-1:

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