We broke up because...
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Never happened0
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She sleeps with her eyes open.......kinda freaks me out!0
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She stared at me as I slept. Creepy0
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She just laid around..never got up..0
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I accidentally sat on her sunglasses0
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He forgot to wear his speedo0
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He ate the last yogurt0
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She hogged the bed0
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I found out she was a man0
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I liked chocolate...he was all about vanilla0
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I was too pale for her taste!
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He was a cheater0
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she cheated0
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She was the cheater not him0
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I drank too much0
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He drank too much!0
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She drank to much0
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I paled in comparison to her fabulousness0
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He was always grumpy0
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she couldn't type0
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I wasn't his type!0
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Total flaky chick
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He ate all the Frosted Flakes0
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He went all "Tony the Tiger" on me.
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Runtimer scarred her for life, our relationship was doomed from the start..0
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She was always bringing up her failed relationship with some chick from Texas!0
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She liked someone else's pickles0
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I went vegetarian0
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She was two timing me with Bob Marley0
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She found out i was using her spray on tanning products0
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