How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • pie_eyes
    pie_eyes Posts: 12,965 Member
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    Died of being too handsome
  • wjstoj
    wjstoj Posts: 884 Member
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    Angered coworkers one too many times with the Geico camel "Guess What Day It Is" quote
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,952 Member
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    She prophesied her own death
  • GETU1N
    GETU1N Posts: 1,811 Member
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    Tied to the ground then misted with water and sprinkled with sugar next to an ant pile
  • Nicki_G724
    Nicki_G724 Posts: 629 Member
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    wow some of you have twisted minds...I LIKE IT!

    The fish in the background became demented and ended up waiting for you to get into bed and then ate you alive...
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,534 Member
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    Right after she took that photo, a car crashed through the wall just to her right. She wasn't killed by the car though, it hit a bookshelf and her life was ended when she took the corner of an encyclopedia to the dome.
  • JSurita3
    JSurita3 Posts: 10,188 Member
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    Tragically slipped in the tub from having too much whiskey.
  • pie_eyes
    pie_eyes Posts: 12,965 Member
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    Kept talking and didn't stop for air
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,534 Member
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    Tried to beat the world record for most Milwaukee's Bests consumed in a 10 minute period. After 20, his stomach ruptured, causing massive septicemia as well as alcohol poisoning.
  • pie_eyes
    pie_eyes Posts: 12,965 Member
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    OneHundredToLose wrote: »
    Tried to beat the world record for most Milwaukee's Bests consumed in a 10 minute period. After 20, his stomach ruptured, causing massive septicemia as well as alcohol poisoning.

    Haha



  • JSurita3
    JSurita3 Posts: 10,188 Member
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    She drank poison, like Juliet
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,534 Member
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    Slipped down a flight of stairs after too much wine.
  • jbuzzed
    jbuzzed Posts: 10,173 Member
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    married a black widow
  • MisterRok
    MisterRok Posts: 3,986 Member
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    Crushed by @MisterRok
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,534 Member
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    jsummd wrote: »
    married a black widow

    Hey, not a terrible way to go out.

    She was killed in a hot air balloon accident. You'd think there'd be enough sky for 2 of them, but they somehow collided and she was thrown out of the basket.
  • moijo1
    moijo1 Posts: 1,216 Member
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    death by chocolate cake
  • Nicki_G724
    Nicki_G724 Posts: 629 Member
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    face peel gone wrong
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,952 Member
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    she has a rare condition where she keeps getting smaller and smaller. She will eventually disappear into nothingness, never to be heard from again.
  • pie_eyes
    pie_eyes Posts: 12,965 Member
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    Her eyes popped out

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