How is the MFPer above going to die?

LiftingRiot wrote: »

She likes to stare into the sun and why she has to wear glasses today. Unfortunately she became entranced by the sun while at the grand canyon. She walked over the edge while reaching for the sun

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while on vacation , he got bit by strange bug and died miserably days later.

sunn_lighter wrote: »

pills and liquor combo.

That's probably one of the more likely scenarios I've been given here

while taking a gym selfie a good number of times, didn't notice the dangling fixture and was crushed to death.

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Heartbroken uncle

Angered coworkers one too many times with the Geico camel "Guess What Day It Is" quote

Tied to the ground then misted with water and sprinkled with sugar next to an ant pile

Right after she took that photo, a car crashed through the wall just to her right. She wasn't killed by the car though, it hit a bookshelf and her life was ended when she took the corner of an encyclopedia to the dome.

Kept talking and didn't stop for air

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