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  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,262 Member
    Mdf 74:

    I guess you know all about MDF. Seeing as you are as thick as two short planks...

    Great comeback (nearly). You haven't seen wood for years
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,262 Member

    Shannon69:

    I hear when you go to the beach, AWTY, you bring crabs with you.


    Talk about kettles and pots. You think you're so superior don't you, just because you have lobsters
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    Atticus...I hope you don't mind, but I uploaded your theme song, given the impact you have in this thread.

    http://new.wavlist.com/soundfx/014/cricket-1.wav
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,262 Member
    Atticus...I hope you don't mind, but I uploaded your theme song, given the impact you have in this thread.

    http://new.wavlist.com/soundfx/014/cricket-1.wav

    Okay - so I was playing with myself on this occasion, but for you that's a lifestyle
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    Look everyone...it's Bagger Vance.
    Lm25C.jpg
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    You're just a skidmark in the underwear of life.

    when you were born, the doctor slapped your mother!
    Retread insult I read in the 5th grade. On second thought, continue...quite frankly I am shocked you can read at all.
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    Retread insult I read in the 5th grade. On second thought, continue...quite frankly I am shocked you can read at all.
    I don't believe that you even got as far as 5th grade
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member

    Great comeback (nearly). You haven't seen wood for years

    If you were my lawyer I would kill my own mockingbird.
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    Look everyone...it's Bagger Vance.

    I guess you know all about swinging with a face as ugly as yours...
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    I don't believe that you even got as far as 5th grade

    You should read him his rights. Oh wait, that would mean you could actually read...
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    I don't believe that you even got as far as 5th grade

    You should read him his rights. Oh wait, that would mean you could actually read...
    My guess is he is quite familiar with having the Miranda rights read to him.
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    ]My guess is he is quite familiar with having the Miranda rights read to him.

    Do the world a favour. Exercise your right to silence. Permanently.
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    ]My guess is he is quite familiar with having the Miranda rights read to him.

    Do the world a favour. Exercise your right to silence. Permanently.
    Right to remain silent. Exercising my right to silence means you shut up...oh perfect.
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    ]Right to remain silent.

    Not in the English speaking world where we drive on the correct side. Actually you should take your comedy routine on the road.

    With any luck you'll get run over.
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    ]Right to remain silent.

    Not in the English speaking world where we drive on the correct side. Actually you should take your comedy routine on the road.

    With any luck you'll get run over.
    Tour with me...you can remind Americans why we should be happy we won the revolutionary war.
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,262 Member
    Tour with me...you can remind Americans why we should be happy we won the revolutionary war.

    Ancient history Binary - no wait, it's the US' only history
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    Tour with me...you can remind Americans why we should be happy we won the revolutionary war.
    America didn't win the war. England was only to happy to get rid of the place.
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Aren't you considered a subject? The subject matter must be "irrelevant".
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    Shannon023:
    Aren't you considered a subject? The subject matter must be "irrelevant".
    I hope you sued the photographer that took that picture you use as your Av.
  • arewethereyet
    arewethereyet Posts: 18,702 Member
    Tango is that you on your Big Wheel in your Av?
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    Tango is that you on your Big Wheel in your Av?
    Areyouwetyet...in your AV are you gasping for your last breath?
  • frostiegurl
    frostiegurl Posts: 708 Member
    Tango is that you on your Big Wheel in your Av?
    Areyouwetyet...in your AV are you gasping for your last breath?

    Finally photographic evidence that you're just a big p*ssy
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Speaking of pu$$ies, check to see if they sell douches in your area.
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    Speaking of pu$$ies, check to see if they sell douches in your area.
    Good tip from someone who has a constant stream of cats following behind her. Compared to you, piers smell springtime fresh.
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    you would think a guy with the nicknamed BJ would learn to keep his mouth shut more often. :laugh:
  • hwillick
    hwillick Posts: 6
    Grow the hell up...you all are stupid...
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    Grow the hell up...you all are stupid...
    Please shut your D*ckwasher:wink:
  • crazymama2two
    crazymama2two Posts: 867
    Grow the hell up...you all are stupid...

    you read 17 pages of this and THATS the best you could come up with?
  • hwillick
    hwillick Posts: 6
    Nope after one page skipped to the last..I would not waist my precious time reading everyone dumb ****! lol
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Maybe you should "waste" it looking through a dictionary.


    (Welcome to mfp, this is all in good fun)
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