How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • 15omega
    15omega Posts: 115 Member
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    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Trying to perform a position from the karma sutra.... .it twisted something..

    She fell for the wrong guy who put her through too much. She wanted head over heels and got heels over head.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Total and complete exhaustion..tied to a bed..made to perform for days... :o
  • 15omega
    15omega Posts: 115 Member
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    Worn out from keeping all the amusement rides open.
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
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    Riding a defected car
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Drank the blood of a junky....sent her nuts ..dazed and confused she wandered the night ..couldn't find her coffin..died in a blaze as the sun came up...fizzled and popped like a cracker
  • Mrj183
    Mrj183 Posts: 1,428 Member
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    condom was too tight and all the pressure exploded out through his nose. giving him a brain aneurysm
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Mrj183 wrote: »
    condom was too tight and all the pressure exploded out through his nose. giving him a brain aneurysm

    Oh thats hilatious

    @mre102r.it will be an accident ..honest I had no idea you were allergic to duct tape :D
  • 15omega
    15omega Posts: 115 Member
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    Water boarding to divulge secrets gone wrong
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
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    Died abruptly from heart complications while giving it to a lady friend
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
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    underestimated the effects of the the cowbell
    ..impaled by raging bull
  • 15omega
    15omega Posts: 115 Member
    edited December 2015
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    Spider bite - brown recluse
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Learning to shave with a cut throat razor...
    Somehow slit his own throat and dump himself in the river..
    Im sure it was self inflicted..honest mr policeman... :#
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
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    Tried to be a good girl, body could not handle it, and shut down out of shock xx
  • 15omega
    15omega Posts: 115 Member
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    Fell into a vat of acid - only her shoes were left.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Constipation :D
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
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    Acid fell through the upstair neighbors bathroom and seeped into her bath water.
  • finny11122
    finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member
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    Russian roulette

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