How is the MFPer above going to die?
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Tried to take a bone away from a rabid dog.0
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The story was something about doggie and a bone..I didnt get all the details0
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Was boned by a rabid dog.
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Hahaha...^^nicknamed "rabid dog"
Definitely exhausting...0 -
Death by chocolate in a sexual way.0
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Imported from Greece.
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thepetrovafire wrote: »Death by chocolate in a sexual way.
Entombed in Dark chocolate. Rescuer could not eat their way thru in time.0 -
New Years Eve ball dropped on his head0
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hyperthermia after a random snowball driveby0
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Scraped leg on metal. Didn't believe in quack doctors and died from the disease, slowly and painfully.0
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Burned at the stake for witchcraft0
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Got caught on fire standing to close 0
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Killed herself..they can't figure out how she wrapped herself in a sheet..tied rope around herself and attached rocks to the rope before throwing herself into the sea...
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Her love left her for another...in her all consuming sorrow and grief she walked to the nearest bluff. An angry ocean..thundered and crashed against jagged rock some 300feet below...with tears staining her face, she pitched forward, to be smashed and broken on the rocks below.
Or so I was told...I also heard she was gored by a bull..0 -
Sampled wild mushrooms looking for a trip...she got one allright0
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Shaving accident. Cut his juglar.0
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He was shampooing his beard and didn't notice the large puddle of shampoo he spilled in the tub. He slipped and hit his head on a very rough loofa.0
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Horrible accident while xeroxing her butt0
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Boxing day sales...got into a fight with a little old lady over stockings..she knifed him...got to watch those grannies0
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Set on fire by an ex lover ...0
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Impaled by bamboo spike pit.0
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Eaten alive by crocodile on African safari.0
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In my arms for her first sunrise in 200 years.0
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He finally brushed the wrong Ginger's hair and was beaten to death by her Brother!0
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Died of freight after seeing her reflection in the mirror after winter thinking she was a ghost!0
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Got deported and was gunned down trying to sneak back in!0 -
Tripped over her pumps0
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