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How is the MFPer above going to die?
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Fell out of santa's sleigh0
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I was your gift finny. Sigh
Choked on a candy cain0 -
Thisnameischosen wrote: »I was your gift finny. Sigh
Choked on a candy cain
Not fair , was looking forward to waking up christmas morning and have you in a life size christmas stocking and the end of my bed .0 -
^^Sexy
He was trying to see if the turkey would fit in the oven. He slipped and ended up in a joey from friends situation. No one could hear his screams. Suffocated to death0 -
A brazilian gone horribly wrong..
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Position number 68 in the karma sutra..he slipped and broke his neck0
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I was told he had a super vac with the suck of a million vacuums combined..he...he..I can't say..its just too awful..but he was smiling when he went..0
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Falls into a pit of snapping turtles0
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Shagged to death... 0
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Playing a fierce game of ping pong... Ball got stuck in his throat and he collapsed on the table.0
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He was trying to inflate her from the wrong end.
.the resultant slap was so hard..it snapped his neck 0 -
Fell off the balcony while having sex with her neighbour lol0
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^^^haha ...a short in her electric adult toy ..eloctrocuted 0
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Taken over and choked to death on a cloud of fart fumes (if you were here you'd totally understand between the dog and boy-- if you don't hear from me again, you'll know why....)0
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chokes on tubesteak0
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^^^ lmao..Under me with a smile on his face
Heart gave out0 -
Biological warfare.0
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part of a mass genocide
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Stink bomb got her0
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Ripped her gas mask off as I was going down- stink bomb-2, Humans-00
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Christmas tree falls on her head0
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Syphilis0
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...lol...
Viagra OD...0 -
Hahaaah
Chlamydia0 -
Crazy ex whacked off his... 0
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Tried to make a U turn.. it wasnt pretty0
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Leg got caught in a sex swing...well I think it was a leg...died in excruciating pain0
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Fell wrong on a trampoline while shooting a "movie"0
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