How is the MFPer above going to die?

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

I tried to give you an awesome death with 4 young ladies ..but you didnt want it
So now...your wife is going to kill you..for telling her she was *wrong*...never tell a woman she is *wrong* its dangerous

hahahaha there's hard rules not easy ,if you want another lady to be your life so i prefer to live with one lady for ever

brain anuria

Died like a mortal and I was left wandering around all heartbroken and sh-- in my wig and dress, crying like a b---ch, just as Lord Elrond had predicted.

She was house sitting for a friend.. A burglar came and she tired to defend the property, giving it all "thou shall not pass!!!" at the door with a bat but the burglar took the bat from her and clubbed her to death.

Mortal Kombat!!!

Stroke mid zumba class

Spent and wasted..no body fluids left..

The force wasn't strong enough in this one^^

Overdosed on coolness

This guy here died because of all the static created when he was moonwalking in his new fluffy socks. He went to turn a light switch on a BAM! He dead.