We broke up because...

jbuzzed · December 2015

Was so flighty.

RunTimer · December 2015

she wouldn't come

down

taylortaylorgb · December 2015

He wouldn't get up

RunTimer · December 2015

she wouldn't turn around

(orientation, I mean...get your minds out of the gutter, people)

taylortaylorgb · December 2015

He kept trying to get me upside down.

g44219 · January 2016

It was a new year and she wanted a fresh start

AimLP · January 2016

He would rather play all day on this site. Then let me play all day with him

Bonny132 · January 2016

She left me all sore and nackered then demanded another helping.

chevelle_9903 · January 2016

For whatever reason she was always sore.

g44219 · January 2016

I liked silverados better than chevelles

hetzlerkaelyn949 · January 2016

He kept showing his nipples to everyone... Lol

g44219 · January 2016

she was a seahawks fan. I hate the 12th man!

hetzlerkaelyn949 · January 2016

Lucky for me I'm a Niners fan! Haha

47Jacqueline · January 2016

Al she did was watch spectator sports

g44219 · January 2016

made me get out of her cat's chair

arv51862 · January 2016

She spent too much time in blogs =o)

g44219 · January 2016

thought I was a girl

taylortaylorgb · January 2016

Wasn't in touch with his feminine side

g44219 · January 2016

she wanted to dress me up like a woman

Bonny132 · January 2016

Kept wearing my underwear

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