We broke up because...
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Kept carding everyone0
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he refused to take the hat off0
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she insisted I remain bare
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Had better hair than me0
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I envied her legs0
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She wasn't adventurous enough0
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he had weird ideas of what bungee cord was for0
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He never embraced the bungee cord haha0
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ate his food using the shovel grip method on his fork0
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He always made a scene in a restaurant when i ate haha0
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wouldn't follow the 'no shirt..no shoes..no service' rule0
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was hypocritical he was the pot calling the kettle black on the whole no shirt thing0
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Whine, whine, whine0
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she "claims" she beat me on pull ups
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Wouldn't admit that I beat him!0
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Always had to win
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she was too competitive! Everything was a race.
well I finished first at sex everytime!
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haha she made fun of me0
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Didn't understand my playful teasing0
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lol she teased about serious stuff like winky size0
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Too self conscious0
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she talked me into letting her tie me up then made off with my wallet0
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He whined and whined about being tied up, so I had to take his wallet to go and get some wine to be able to handle the whining, then he blew off the handles. I had so many fun things planned for the night. His loss.0
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haha she never came back with the wine0
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Stole my stockings.. Kept putting ladders in them.0
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I thought she wanted me to wear her stockings0
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He wouldn't play dress up with me0
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She took too long to dress up0
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his mustache was bigger than mine0
so hilarious
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