We broke up because...

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  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
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    wouldn't follow the 'no shirt..no shoes..no service' rule
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    was hypocritical he was the pot calling the kettle black on the whole no shirt thing
  • jbuzzed
    jbuzzed Posts: 10,173 Member
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    Whine, whine, whine
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    she "claims" she beat me on pull ups :neutral:
  • jbuzzed
    jbuzzed Posts: 10,173 Member
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    Wouldn't admit that I beat him!
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
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    Always had to win

  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    she was too competitive! Everything was a race.
    well I finished first at sex everytime! :smile:
  • jbuzzed
    jbuzzed Posts: 10,173 Member
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    griffk00 wrote: »
    she was too competitive! Everything was a race.
    well I finished first at sex everytime! :smile:

    :lol: so hilarious

    Too funny for me
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    haha she made fun of me
  • jbuzzed
    jbuzzed Posts: 10,173 Member
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    Didn't understand my playful teasing
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    lol she teased about serious stuff like winky size
  • jbuzzed
    jbuzzed Posts: 10,173 Member
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    Too self conscious
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    she talked me into letting her tie me up then made off with my wallet
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
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    He whined and whined about being tied up, so I had to take his wallet to go and get some wine to be able to handle the whining, then he blew off the handles. I had so many fun things planned for the night. His loss.
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    haha she never came back with the wine
  • Thisnameischosen
    Thisnameischosen Posts: 2,771 Member
    edited January 2016
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    Stole my stockings.. Kept putting ladders in them.
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    I thought she wanted me to wear her stockings
  • jbuzzed
    jbuzzed Posts: 10,173 Member
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    He wouldn't play dress up with me
  • 19Johnny92
    19Johnny92 Posts: 33 Member
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    She took too long to dress up
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    his mustache was bigger than mine