How is the MFPer above going to die?

finny11122 · January 2016

Tried to bench 5000 pounds

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

Under me..his heart gave out

jbuzzed · January 2016

Was left for dead tied to a hotel room bed

SLB125 · January 2016

Swimming in the ocean when a shark decided he needed dinner!

handyrunner · January 2016

Swimming in a fish bowl when a gold fish decided he needed dinner

SLB125 · January 2016

handyrunner wrote: »

Swimming in a fish bowl when a gold fish decided he needed dinner

Love it

SLB125 · January 2016

Fell in a sink hole and eaten by coyotes

handyrunner · January 2016

Lost control of the hair dryer and caught herself on fire

FabulousFantasticFifty · January 2016

Was running while trying to be Handy and shot himself with a nail gun!

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

Hammer fell off the roof right on her head

pierportbeach · January 2016

While fishing she accidentally hooked the great white shark. Had it totally under control until she decided she had to respond to all her MFP messages. Greg Norman was very unhappy and shot her after she refused to release him

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

Lol...
Got a little too kinky..those things should not be done with a drill and sander..

V_Keto_V · January 2016

Kangaroo fight

MelissaJane90xo · January 2016

It was a horrible donut choking incident. So very sad

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

Attacked by budgies

PewterSky · January 2016

Used as a sacrifice by some crazy cult followers.

LiftingRiot · January 2016

Battling super villains and saving the world

jbuzzed · January 2016

Performing a magic trick where he could fly, jumped off the top of a building and couldn't fly

Thisnameischosen · January 2016

Fed to the fishes after not paying her debt to the triads.

jbuzzed · January 2016

Stray avada kedavra spell, tragic

Thisnameischosen · January 2016

Her eyes are so sparkly a magpie mistook them for diamonds and pulled them out. She bled to death.

handyrunner · January 2016

Baked a pie with a file in it for her man in prison. Forget about the file, ate the whole pie, you know the rest

PewterSky · January 2016

Told me I looked fat!

handyrunner · January 2016

Thought she had an invisible plan.. But she was wrong

jbuzzed · January 2016

Choked by an evil plant in his garden

handyrunner · January 2016

jsummd wrote: »

Choked by an evil plant in his garden

It was called broccoli

RunTimer · January 2016

after 1,000 years..had seen it all

FabulousFantasticFifty · January 2016

Mistook STP for dark Beer and spontaneously combusted!

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

Forgot she'd already taken her pills and took another dose ...OD

handyrunner · January 2016

Cut the red wire.. It was supposed to be the blue wire

How is the MFPer above going to die?

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