How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member

  January 2016

  donated his body to science..forgot to read the fine print "Effective immediately"

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  slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member

  January 2016

  Got a dreadlock caught in the wood chipper ewwww it werent pretty..on the good side..a dozen rose bushes are thriving thanks to an application of RT blood and bone.

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  tomy2tone01 Posts: 982 Member

  January 2016

  The mustache fairy

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  slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member

  January 2016 edited January 2016

  Viagra OD

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  bdgfn Posts: 7,719 Member

  January 2016

  Thirst, in a store with water, but not the brand she likes.

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  00EmilyJo00 Posts: 64 Member

  January 2016

  Fell off a cliff trying to get a good selfie

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  47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member

  January 2016

  Expired from lack of activity

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  JSurita3 Posts: 10,177 Member

  January 2016

  too much novacaine

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  bdgfn Posts: 7,719 Member

  January 2016

  Fell while leaning sideways trying to get the perfect selfie

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  tomy2tone01 Posts: 982 Member

  January 2016 edited January 2016

  slimgirljo15 wrote: »

  Viagra OD

  
  By the way the mustache fairy wasn't for you skip a page sorry baby
  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA Don't need it..........
  

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  ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member

  January 2016

  was about to finish first in a marathon but didnt have enough strength to bust through the finish line tape and it strangled him to death

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  RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member

  January 2016

  drowned, when his boat capsized..his near 0% body fat made for terrible buoyancy.

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  tomy2tone01 Posts: 982 Member

  January 2016

  separated a shoulder blade and tore the main artery. Bled to death

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  jo_madre Posts: 875 Member

  January 2016

  Rogue ingrown hair on the right temple.

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  tomy2tone01 Posts: 982 Member

  January 2016

  while watching "Leave it to beaver"

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  Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member

  January 2016

  Shot, whilst dressed as a beaver

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  jo_madre Posts: 875 Member

  January 2016

  A cold burst on her unprotected beaver gives way to a terrible bout of uterine pneumonia.

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  tomy2tone01 Posts: 982 Member

  January 2016

  Bonny132 wrote: »

  Shot, whilst dressed as a beaver

  
  
  Beaver is good!!!
  
  

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  zakum1 Posts: 402 Member

  January 2016

  Rabies from a beaver bite.
  

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  RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member

  January 2016

  snake bite..this pic is the last thing he ever saw

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  zakum1 Posts: 402 Member

  January 2016

  Back spasm while standing on a cliff. Off he went.

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  legacybush Posts: 78 Member

  January 2016

  zakum1 wrote: »

  Back spasm while standing on a cliff. Off he went.

  
  Crushed by a tree

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  Wiz_Joe Posts: 476 Member

  January 2016

  Spanish Donkey

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  slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member

  January 2016

  Auto erotica...just had to go that bit longer

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  Wiz_Joe Posts: 476 Member

  January 2016

  Cradle of Judas

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  zakum1 Posts: 402 Member

  January 2016

  His buddie in his profile turned on him

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  HappilyDistracted Posts: 1,700 Member

  January 2016

  Cliff diving

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  slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member

  January 2016

  Choked on a bone

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  zakum1 Posts: 402 Member

  January 2016

  Muff diving

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  slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member

  January 2016

  Why oh why would you hook nipple clamps up to a car battery..

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