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We broke up because...
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Kept humping my leg
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Fuuuuuuut Buuulllllllllll!!!0
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Would not let me hump anything else.0
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She called me a leg man.0
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^^^Didn't speak english
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Soccer moms are hot!!!0
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Too mean0
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Si señor.0
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She thought the Seahawks had a chance0
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I LOVE hot moms!! Lol0
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She wouldn't pay up her bet once they lost0
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Wouldnt let me watch real football aussie NRL
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We didn't break up..I loved his six pack 0
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I wanted to see his 6pack0
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He kept perving on our male neighbours ..wanting to see their six packs0
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Had to compare the competition. You would have broken up if I did not keep a six pack.0
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He swapped his six pack for a keg 0
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You wanted more. Had to get a keg.0
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She was always getting weird tattoos0
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Oh man...you gotta watch them scotsmen..he looked better in a skirt than I did .. 0
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Possibly, but who is better more hairy??slimgirljo15 wrote: »Oh man...you gotta watch them scotsmen..he looked better in a skirt than I did ..
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jimmckenna68 wrote: »
Possibly, but who is better more hairy??slimgirljo15 wrote: »Oh man...you gotta watch them scotsmen..he looked better in a skirt than I did ..
Who is better more hairy???
Who is more hairy under their "skirt"?0 -
Lol..I ain't hairy at all... ..
Better!!...aussie aussie aussie 0 -
Aussie?!!? Where men are farmers, sheep are scared and women are even more frightening!!0
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she lost her wool0
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Lol..sheep are more scared in New Zealandjimmckenna68 wrote: »Aussie?!!? Where men are farmers, sheep are scared and women are even more frightening!!
@TheMrWobbly..was scared of me
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »
Lol..sheep are more scared in New Zealandjimmckenna68 wrote: »Aussie?!!? Where men are farmers, sheep are scared and women are even more frightening!!
@TheMrWobbly..was scared of me
Everyone is scared of you!0
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