We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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didn't let me sleep with her and her sister0
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Could never understands me0
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Wanted me to role play as HIS sister0
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turned out to be really my sister0
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Didn't like GOT...
The Lannisters send their regards.0 -
Freaky fetishes0
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She didn't get freaky with me0
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The sex swing ..ton of toys..mirrored ceiling or symbian weren't enough for her0
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I'm coming0
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Said she was coming but was only breathing heavy
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kept fantasizing about George Clooney0
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Didn't look like george clooney0
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likes wearing granny panties0
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Caught him wearing my granny undies 0
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turns out I am her granny...0
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^^^hahaha..granny is that you
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thinks George Clooney is her granny0
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Wouldn't move to Australia0
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Long distance tore us apart0
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thinks 5 inches is a long distance0
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Thinks five inches can satisfy me0
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Never satisfied0
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confuses mobile screen size for something else...0
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Nope..measured his **** and it was small0
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She wanted my younger brother Bobby0
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goes round measuring random blokes' d1cks
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Wouldnt believe me when I said I was measuring them for *kitten* socks0
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Liked to play with other men's sock puppets0
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So did he ^^ 0
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Didn't believe that sharing is caring0
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