How is the MFPer above going to die?

zakum1 · January 2016

Duckie life preserver got a hole and he drowned

Hamolini · January 2016

Drank too much water

zakum1 · January 2016

Drank too much booze

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

Fornicated to death

mnshanbhag · January 2016

Choked while fornicating

mistermmx · January 2016

Drowned in a lake because a shoelace got caught on an underwater branch

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

Auto eroticism gone to far

tobywankenobijedimaster · January 2016

Random bus crash

jbuzzed · January 2016

Bought antibiotics off the black market to save a buck.

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy · January 2016

Killed in her sleep by children who had had enough of being told what to do!

RunTimer · January 2016

claiming "taste great" in a crowd full of "less filling" enthusiasts

tobywankenobijedimaster · January 2016

Was torn apart by same enthusiasts when they discovered he lied about the taste

RunTimer · January 2016

licked the wrong toad

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

Under me..heart gave out

_Sparky_ · January 2016

Someone yelled "Scrap pile on Jo" lotta people showed up.. it was a mess.

ilfaith · January 2016

Mauled by a bear

RunTimer · January 2016

freak shaving accident

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