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How is the MFPer above going to die?
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Duckie life preserver got a hole and he drowned0
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Drank too much water0
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Drank too much booze0
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Fornicated to death0
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Choked while fornicating0
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Drowned in a lake because a shoelace got caught on an underwater branch0
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Auto eroticism gone to far0
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Random bus crash0
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Bought antibiotics off the black market to save a buck.0
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Killed in her sleep by children who had had enough of being told what to do!0
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claiming "taste great" in a crowd full of "less filling" enthusiasts0
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Was torn apart by same enthusiasts when they discovered he lied about the taste0
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licked the wrong toad0
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Under me..heart gave out0
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Someone yelled "Scrap pile on Jo" lotta people showed up.. it was a mess.0
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Mauled by a bear0
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freak shaving accident0
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Heel caught in street grate and she fell into street and ran over by a bus. Tragic.0
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Ingrown hair got infected ...it was nasty0
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She says "not yet" to one of the fellas in the crush thread, and disheartened, he decides to perform a love spell on her to try to win her affection. It goes awry, and instead, the spell turns her into a squirrel. Frightened in her new squirrel body, Jo darts away, but doesn't look where she's going and......splat.....gets run over by a car0
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Pug ate her0
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Patricide0
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The force0
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Was a victim of lisping lenny the luckless laplander
When caught redhanded lenny lisped "the fourth "and then shot himself
The bodies of the three other victims have not been found yet
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Shot out of quiet desperation0
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Froze to death shovelling snow0
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She was spending too much time with CmDaffy drinking shots on the beach. She thought she saw a merman out in the ocean and went out to meet him. She drowned, and Daffy finished the Jack without her.0
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