We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  Wonderwomanvik Posts: 2,932 Member

  January 2016

  I broke him.

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  srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member

  January 2016

  She sat down sideways

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  Wonderwomanvik Posts: 2,932 Member

  January 2016 edited January 2016

  I didn't recognize him anymore.

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  srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member

  January 2016

  She made me wear a bag over my head during sex

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  Wonderwomanvik Posts: 2,932 Member

  January 2016

  He was determined to be choked.

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  jimmckenna68 Posts: 523 Member

  January 2016

  kimvmajor wrote: »

  Only wanted to wrestle with thumbs

  
  Woukdnt let me wrestle with her best intentions
  
  

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  srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member

  January 2016

  Always wrestled with my heart

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  Sometimes surprised me with his cleverness.

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  srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member

  January 2016

  Always too focused on my package and not enough on my brains

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  Wonderwomanvik Posts: 2,932 Member

  January 2016

  There were no more surprises

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  She never saw beyond the obvious.

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  srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member

  January 2016

  Had trouble communicating

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  mnshanbhag Posts: 199 Member

  January 2016

  finding her brother in bed with us wasn't a pleasant surprise

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  jimmckenna68 Posts: 523 Member

  January 2016

  Oooooh,
  Didn't believe that surprises can come from the most unexpected people

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  jimmckenna68 Posts: 523 Member

  January 2016

  mnshanbhag wrote: »

  finding her brother in bed with us wasn't a pleasant surprise

  
  Taking exception at finding his uncle was in bed too! ( sorry!!! Cutting, but couldn't help it!!)

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  srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member

  January 2016

  Didn't realize that this was a family matter

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  jimmckenna68 Posts: 523 Member

  January 2016

  Git annoyed when he didn't realise this was a family matter

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  srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member

  January 2016

  Didn't realize family didn't include the dog

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  jimmckenna68 Posts: 523 Member

  January 2016

  Didn't appreciate that the dog might scare away the *kitten*

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  RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member

  January 2016

  let the dog sleep in our bed
  
  

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  jimmckenna68 Posts: 523 Member

  January 2016

  Let the dog sleep in the bed so he could unfairly blame it for the smell

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  provencal73 Posts: 1,275 Member

  January 2016

  She knew it was him.

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  mnshanbhag Posts: 199 Member

  January 2016

  farted too often

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  jimmckenna68 Posts: 523 Member

  January 2016

  She didn't appreciate that it distressed me that only the dog would lick me clean of meat paste ( even as I typed this I was worried about my sanity!!)

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  provencal73 Posts: 1,275 Member

  January 2016

  This weird obsession with meat past and the other guy blaming me for farting.

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  mnshanbhag Posts: 199 Member

  January 2016

  called me the other guy

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  jimmckenna68 Posts: 523 Member

  January 2016

  The meat paste countered your eye burning farts ---phew! Whiffy!!

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  provencal73 Posts: 1,275 Member

  January 2016

  Way too many other guys... allergic to meat paste

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  jimmckenna68 Posts: 523 Member

  January 2016

  Me too! That's why I don't eat it, just smear it all over me and run around shouting "Fido".
  
  Another moment when my sanity came into question

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  provencal73 Posts: 1,275 Member

  January 2016

  Got tired of him not getting a shower.

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