We broke up because...
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She liked me best when I was bleeding.0
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he bled easy0
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He thought I was a bleeding heart0
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lol he never shared his m&ms0
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He forgot that the world's best candy is 100 Grand0
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she spent 100 grand in Vegas in a weekend
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mafioso0
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He didn't like living on the edge.0
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all edges and angles..not enough curves0
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he ran away with my ex. I couldn't catch him0
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He was still hung up on his ex.0
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she kept calling me Matt0
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He stopped calling me. I got the hint.0
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she got a little mad about the baby powder in the hair dryer0
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Well, it made my hair gray and I didn't want to encourage his granny fetish0
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haha dumped me after I tried to get her to wear a frock and walk by the bed using a walker0
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He needed to be committed. He was really sick.0
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she tried to have me committed0
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Commit I wanted him o commit but he kept saying he wouldn't be committed0
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started showing me pictures of rings after 2 weeks of dating 0
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Left a ring around the bathtub.0
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she would leave tooth paste in the sink0
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Cheaterrrrrr
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Never used tooth paste.0
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she bit!0
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he had no teeth!!!0
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She stole my doggy0
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Barked like a dog0
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she wouldn't let me sit on the couch because that where her dog sat0
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