How is the MFPer above going to die?

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Made concrete boots and sold wholesale offering a money back guarantee. When a customer complained that they didn't do the job, she made good on her guarantee and put them to the test herself, (that's the kind of business person she was) she proved that she did sell quality products, sadly it would be the last pair she'd ever sell!

choked on peanut butter

Her toilet blew up

Beat to death with Black's Law Dictionary

Run over by a reindeer on Christmas Eve., don't know what year.

Feel asleep in his bath and drowned.

Fun Dip overdose

Did not survive giving mouth to mouth resuscitation to a mamba

Was too exciting and well ... things got out of hand

Had her head snipped off by an over zealous florist

Barbiturates

Hemorrhoids breeding

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