How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • jbuzzed
    jbuzzed Posts: 10,172 Member
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    Heel caught in street grate and she fell into street and ran over by a bus. Tragic.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Ingrown hair got infected ...it was nasty
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    edited January 2016
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    She says "not yet" to one of the fellas in the crush thread, and disheartened, he decides to perform a love spell on her to try to win her affection. It goes awry, and instead, the spell turns her into a squirrel. Frightened in her new squirrel body, Jo darts away, but doesn't look where she's going and......splat.....gets run over by a car
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Pug ate her :D
  • tobywankenobijedimaster
    tobywankenobijedimaster Posts: 262 Member
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    Patricide
  • Thisnameischosen
    Thisnameischosen Posts: 2,770 Member
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    The force
  • motterotter
    motterotter Posts: 701 Member
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    Was a victim of lisping lenny the luckless laplander
    When caught redhanded lenny lisped "the fourth "and then shot himself
    The bodies of the three other victims have not been found yet
  • zakum1
    zakum1 Posts: 402 Member
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    Shot out of quiet desperation
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Froze to death shovelling snow
  • cmDaffy
    cmDaffy Posts: 6,991 Member
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    She was spending too much time with CmDaffy drinking shots on the beach. She thought she saw a merman out in the ocean and went out to meet him. She drowned, and Daffy finished the Jack without her.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
    edited January 2016
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    mob ordered hit..went swimming with concrete boots
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    Made concrete boots and sold wholesale offering a money back guarantee. When a customer complained that they didn't do the job, she made good on her guarantee and put them to the test herself, (that's the kind of business person she was) she proved that she did sell quality products, sadly it would be the last pair she'd ever sell! :'(
  • Thisnameischosen
    Thisnameischosen Posts: 2,770 Member
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    Tongue tie. Starved to death.
  • JSurita3
    JSurita3 Posts: 10,177 Member
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    choked on peanut butter
  • angelamichelle_xo
    angelamichelle_xo Posts: 646 Member
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    explosion on a train.
  • zakum1
    zakum1 Posts: 402 Member
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    Her toilet blew up
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
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    Another weird shaving accident (wanted to trim the beard, accidentally slit own throat). Ouch!
  • tobywankenobijedimaster
    tobywankenobijedimaster Posts: 262 Member
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    Beat to death with Black's Law Dictionary
  • JSurita3
    JSurita3 Posts: 10,177 Member
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    attacked by his pet snake

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