We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She didn't like role playing.0
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Her idea of role playing was D&D0
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We was confused by my 10-sided dice.0
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I had no idea what that was0
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Me neither, really. I was grasping at straws with that one.0
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She got mad cause I sang Biz Markie - Just A Friend, all the time.0
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Made the annoying straw slurping noise every time we dined out0
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Cuz I left yo *kitten*!!0
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I never could understand him.0
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pretended she couldn't hear me0
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When I asked her if she wanted to have sex, she would pull out her Magic 8 ball to answer me.
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I found out he was a FAN of the 8 balls.0
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I found pictures of her surrounded by 8 balls0
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his voice always cracked0
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He reminded me of a pool cue.0
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Mistook my housewarming present for something it wasn't.0
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Didn't understand that sex couldn't be offered as a homewarming present0
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Was finished before I even got warm0
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He thought I was done, so I was done with him.0
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She told me we were done.0
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He just hadn't done enough to make me happy.0
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after the mudpits there was nowhere else to go0
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Saw the world from too many crazy angles.0
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Never truly saw me as part of her world0
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Liked to quote LIttle Mermaid songs. Then asked me to wear fins and a clam-shell bra.0
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Never told me she had crabs0
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Never took off his crabby pants.0
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Couldn't get over my past....0
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Didn't want to buy me a pony0
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