We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She tried to waltz me into a woodchipper0
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he worshipped me..would not get off his knees (who can live under that kind of pressure)0
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Caught him rubbing himself all over the melons at the supermarket.she wasnt impressed and neither was I
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Her melons... Wait, come back!0
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Wanted me to wear a bra made from melons...0
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Claimed I wasn't supportive enough
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Wore a jock strap during sex0
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she rode me too hard0
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Sook..couldn't take a good hard ride0
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Insisted on humping my car0
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I said lets hump in the car..he didn't listen0
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she discovered I had a hump0
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Wouldn't let me pat his hump ..0
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He thought my humps were the wrong size.0
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Was really unflattering to me0
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Told her she was beautiful but she wouldn't believe me0
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compulsive liar meets chronically guillible...it didn't work out0
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He believed me when I said it was good.,.0
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she kept yawning..during it0
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He got bored of me wtf?0
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