We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She didn't wan to ride0
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Peter_Brady wrote: »She didn't wan to ride
The yellow bus?0 -
Would let me go outside without my helmet on0
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Wanted to come inside without a helmet on
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That stupid helmet0
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He rode the small busbut only because he was to cheap to pay the 50 cents for the city bus0
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Peter_Brady wrote: »Wanted to come inside without a helmet on
You win the thread today.0 -
Told me I was the winner but didn't give me a prize0
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She had a dirty mind!0
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she didn't mind dirt0
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Me made me a mud pie for my Birthday! (The mud came from the empty lot down the street!)0
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You know that saying "it's the thought that counts"? Apparently that's not true0
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She was cheap!!!0
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She couldn't afford me0
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his max. power setting was to low0
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I was looking for a "Sugar Daddy" and he didn't quite cut it.0
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she tried to cut it (found out her cousin was Lorena Bobbitt)0
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Came from a strange family0
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found out we were related0
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Turned out he literally went batty.. Flew right out the window..0
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She tried to waltz me into a woodchipper0
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he worshipped me..would not get off his knees (who can live under that kind of pressure)0
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Caught him rubbing himself all over the melons at the supermarket.she wasnt impressed and neither was I
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Her melons... Wait, come back!0
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Wanted me to wear a bra made from melons...0
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Claimed I wasn't supportive enough
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Wore a jock strap during sex0
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she rode me too hard0
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Sook..couldn't take a good hard ride0
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Insisted on humping my car0
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