We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He had about 12 names. I think he was hiding something.0
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She agreed to my request to play Hide the Salami. Now I can't find any lunchmeat.0
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His salami looked like cocktail frankfurt0
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She didn't like my German bratwurst0
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Repeated himself... Never anything new to say.0
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liked it a bit too rough0
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Thought too rough was possible.0
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Thought too much. Not enough action.0
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^ ha ha
Was impossible0 -
Three Boobs0
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Didn't appreciate my extra cleavage0
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caught her cheating... with my sister0
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Left him for his sister.0
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Took both their sisters!0
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wouldn't agree to a threesome0
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His idea of threesome didn't include me0
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She wouldn't give me space to breathe.0
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She wanted space..so much so she moved 3 towns away
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The distance between us was just too great.0
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His arms were incredibly short. My nickname for him was T-Rex.0
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Unfortunately, the bite marks were only in the food he left all over the kitchen.0
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Was way into biting0
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His insults were too biting.0
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Took my compliments as insults0
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Hated my obsession with 80s hair bands.0
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Unfortunately, he DID wear spandex. Never, ever a good look on a guy.0
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He asked me to roll around on the car ala Tawny Kitaen. In my grandmother's driveway.0
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Cut his hair into a mullet.0
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He was too obsessed with hockey.0
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