How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Chopped up and made into soup by a psychopath..mmmm he was delicious
  • Darklords
    Darklords Posts: 3,175 Member
    went swimming in croc infested water and got eaten
  • michaela4910
    michaela4910 Posts: 544 Member
    Run over by Santa's Sleigh, tragic, very tragic.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Crotch rot...lesson!! Gotta watch those dorty woman..they be the death of ya :D
  • Muzak1
    Muzak1 Posts: 599 Member
    Fell asleep in a car that was running. Ventilation not good. Night night
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Syphilis
  • Muzak1
    Muzak1 Posts: 599 Member
    Food poisoning :D
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  • Muzak1
    Muzak1 Posts: 599 Member
    Smokin G
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  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    She has an immortal soul and will not die! However, her body will perish when she pisses off the crows one time too many, and they come at her by the thousands and peck her to death. She won't mind, though, because she is an Alfred Hitchcock fan and she didn't want to go out in an ordinary way anyhow.
  • Muzak1
    Muzak1 Posts: 599 Member
    Sliced in half as only Poe could appreciate
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    His head will frickin explode when the Donald becomes president. Or he'll be shot by the secret service when he goes to assasinate citizen Trump
  • brittuhnay
    brittuhnay Posts: 350 Member
    accidentally stabs eye with eyeliner all the way to her brain.
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  • Muzak1
    Muzak1 Posts: 599 Member
    True that. Hit by a flying suicide
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    A pack of vicious squirrels..ate him
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    She stops to help a woman whose skull has just been crushed by a crazy guy in a Hummer with flames on the side. As she is kneeling on the ground, the Hummer reverses and kills her too. He will BREAK YOU, for sure!
  • Muzak1
    Muzak1 Posts: 599 Member
    Wandered into a machine shop and was drilled at first site.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Don't know..he disappeared..word has it he was incarcerated in someones basement and used as a sex toy till he died
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    He will be one of those people who are either hit by a train or drown while trying to save their dog. The truly tragic part is, his dog is a real jerk -- more like a cat, and has been plotting to get rid of him for some time now. I think what has really set the dog off is the Muzak he plays day in and day out, when the dog just wants to bang on the drum all day and party every night.
  • Muzak1
    Muzak1 Posts: 599 Member
    Was on an exotic vacation and slipped and fell into an imu pit. When she cried for help to get out it was only then she realized the natives were cannibals.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Well, when he was very old, he started to travel, and he found himself in a country, which was NOT for old men.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Hairdryer fell in the bathtub..zzzziitt...electrocuted
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    edited January 2016
    Was attacked by A Flock Of Sea Gulls!


    I guess She Shouldnt have dissed their music huh!
  • wolfehound33
    wolfehound33 Posts: 1,320 Member
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    Was attacked by A Flock Of Sea Gulls!


    I guess She Shouldnt have dissed their music huh!

    This made me laugh :smiley:
    csbnga wrote: »
    Got caught in a whirlwind, her notes were ripped from her hands and flew around her at dizzying speed, causing thousands of paper cuts which bled her dry

    Flipped his car, while speeding in a snow storm
  • angelamichelle_xo
    angelamichelle_xo Posts: 646 Member
    stuffed into the dryer.
    limb by limb.
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  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    Made to drink molten lead.

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