How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Chopped up and made into soup by a psychopath..mmmm he was delicious
  • Darklords
    Darklords Posts: 3,175 Member
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    went swimming in croc infested water and got eaten
  • michaela4910
    michaela4910 Posts: 542 Member
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    Run over by Santa's Sleigh, tragic, very tragic.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Crotch rot...lesson!! Gotta watch those dorty woman..they be the death of ya :D
  • Muzak1
    Muzak1 Posts: 599 Member
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    Fell asleep in a car that was running. Ventilation not good. Night night
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Syphilis
  • Muzak1
    Muzak1 Posts: 599 Member
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    Food poisoning :D
  • Muzak1
    Muzak1 Posts: 599 Member
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    Smokin G
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    She has an immortal soul and will not die! However, her body will perish when she pisses off the crows one time too many, and they come at her by the thousands and peck her to death. She won't mind, though, because she is an Alfred Hitchcock fan and she didn't want to go out in an ordinary way anyhow.
  • Muzak1
    Muzak1 Posts: 599 Member
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    Sliced in half as only Poe could appreciate
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    His head will frickin explode when the Donald becomes president. Or he'll be shot by the secret service when he goes to assasinate citizen Trump
  • brittuhnay
    brittuhnay Posts: 350 Member
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    accidentally stabs eye with eyeliner all the way to her brain.
  • Muzak1
    Muzak1 Posts: 599 Member
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    True that. Hit by a flying suicide
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    A pack of vicious squirrels..ate him
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    She stops to help a woman whose skull has just been crushed by a crazy guy in a Hummer with flames on the side. As she is kneeling on the ground, the Hummer reverses and kills her too. He will BREAK YOU, for sure!
  • Muzak1
    Muzak1 Posts: 599 Member
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    Wandered into a machine shop and was drilled at first site.

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