We broke up because...
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It was always about the gun show0
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Wasn't that much of a gun show0
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For him, it was all about the peep show. I got jealous.0
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I found out her glasses were fake..
...and that's not all she faked0 -
He was so bad, I had no choice but to fake0
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Never pulled a punch0
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He needed me to pull punches0
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Was always on a high0
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Couldn't get high enough....0
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What!!we broke up..first I knew0
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Never used his head0
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His head was always in use... With someone else0
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Beats me..
,...oh yeah that was why
she beat me0 -
I was sore all the time0
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He made fun of me0
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Couldn't take a joke0
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Couldn't tell a joke.0
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Wouldn't let me try the veal0
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His beard itched my legs
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she made me shave..
everywhere
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He was too hairy0
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her mom gave me the stink eye
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He started crying * no more ..I just can't get it up again* ..what six times a day too much 0
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He came out of the closet0
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She asked me to bring another guy into bed0
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^^true story ..lol0
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He had no positions left in his harem 0
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Kept trying to start harems0
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He told me he worked as a gigolo0
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Her favorite song was "Just a Gigolo" by David Lee Roth. Bad taste.0
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