We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

(That's a great song)

Insisted spandex and a@@less chaps was a good look on him.

kicked me in the b##ls too often.

I found her in bed with my sister. And my mother.

She was too emotional

She got mad when I tied her to the bed

Kept tempting me with bacon.

She didn't appreciate the appeal of cured meats.

He refused to go to the doctor to get a cure for his little "problem."

Liked my hair more than what was under it.

Was always asking me to pull him. I had things to accomplish...