We broke up because...
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I found out how she got the name "Boogey"
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She spent more time painting her nails than going out with me0
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She didn't know the difference between painting nails and galvanizing screws!0
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She scared the **** out of me!0
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He was always calling me Edith!0
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Edith slapped me
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She didn't like a little slap in the tush every once in awhile.0
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I got bruises on my toosh..hurt to sit0
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She had me arrested for assault & battery0
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Went to jail0
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Every time I bailed her out, she was right back in jail the next day.0
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She was really really good friends with the police! every single officer on the force!0
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She lusted after my friends0
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What can I say??? Her friends were hot!
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Her friends were too hot and I got jealous.0
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See ^^^
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Was under the gun, so she took it on the run.0
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She ran off all Thelma with some broad named Louise0
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Didn't approve of my friendships0
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Had so many friends it left no time for us0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »
"Fear Heart"???0 -
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Perfectionist 0
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Covered all the furniture in plastic.0
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Covered the whole room in plastic. She was Dexter!0
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because she spam0
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He only cooked me SPAM0
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doesnt know to cook0
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Cringe0
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