We broke up because...
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she tried putting a pillow over my head to smother me0
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Didn't like my pillow talk0
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He snuggled the pillow instead of me0
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Weird!!! He thought he heard voices coming from his pillow!0
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she would stuff a pillow up her shirt because she wanted people to think we were having a baby0
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Told me to play with my own pillows0
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Was always playing with his pillows in public0
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Called my Breastessess Dirty Pillows0
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couldn't keep her hand of her breastessess, I needed her hands on me0
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She dressed to show everyone her pillows in public
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couldn't understand why I wasn't into pillow fighting - ouch!0
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She was a biter0
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He wasn't kinky enough...0
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told me I was too kinky - bore!0
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She always made fun of my Kinky hair!0
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Put a kink in my slinky0
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Yup...that sounds about right!
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nitroalley wrote: »Put a kink in my slinky
that is reason enough to leave! bummer!!
made me wear slinkies for bracelets because he was too cheap to buy me jewelry0 -
Blew thru my bank accounts0
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with piggy banks it didn't take long0
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