Things you should never say on a FIRST DATE
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Dayum, gurl, your *** is lookin............... hot dayum, who is she0
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Excuse me, it's time for my hourly Gold Bond powder application....0
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I'm gonna go over to the bar.... see you back here in about 300
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I have your Match.com profile pic on my desktop background at work.0
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Do you have any cute brothers?0
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I didn't realize you were so pregnant. Oh..... you're not pregnant? My bad!0
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*kitten* you, and your eyebrows.0
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I don't eat meat! No, just not yours0
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Are you sure you're a guy??0
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I've never been with a prostitute before!0
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You don't look like that on Match.com0
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Can we stop by the Pharmacy on the way to the hotel for my antibiotics?0
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Does this smell like chloroform?0
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To a guy- I want to get married. To a girl - I don't believe in marriage but I want to live with someone.0
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Can you cover the bill? I left my wallet in my other pants.0
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No, you don't want to see that movie. I'll find a movie you'll really like (true story and just FYI, I really did want to see the movie and didn't enjoy the movie he chose).
ETA: This is the same guy that argued with me about my vegetarianism, then without consulting me, ordered me a steak!0 -
Do you own a car and home0
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I left my wallet home.0
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If you wants get with this you better put a ring on it!0
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Wait til you see my b_ttplug collection!0
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Hahahahahaha!
Do you mind if my Boyfriend watches?0 -
An aside: what is the difference between this and the chit chat category?0
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You are lucky number 10000
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I'd invite you in but my mom's home.0
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Do you mind if I take out a life insurance policy on you? You know, just in case were in a taxi accident or something.0
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You're not a cop, are you?0 -
Sorry...what was your name again??0
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Hi my name is Ginger but I used to be George.0
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Have you ever had an STD of any kind ?
Would you marry me ?0
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