We broke up because...
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Difference of religion. I'm Christian and she was the devil.0
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He tried to have an Exorcism performed on me!
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I saw horns on her forehead0
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Mushroom stamp on her forehead didn't match mine.0
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She was afraid of the Bad girl in me!0
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She was afraid of the bad girl I was in.0
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Was pregnant with satans child0
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She got her ex pregnant!
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every time i tried to talk about pickles she just pretended to be listening but i could tell she didn't care.. my heart was in the pickles but she just didn't care for them at all and honestly the relationship was doomed0
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She had a jar of Pickles on her Night stand!0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »She got her ex pregnant!
Oops..Tim got pregnant
Wouldnt let me dye her hair brown0 -
She kept praying for me to die already0
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She wanted me to wear nothing but Earthtones and I was a colorful type of Gal!0
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She stole my Marvin Gay collection... on vinyl!0
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He played Marvin 24/70
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She was always trying Sexual Healing with everyone else but me!0
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I kept up and he didn't like it0
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She kept calling me Mister!0
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Was too hard to keep up with0
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Did not like a good challenge and effort0
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Made no effort0
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She made effort but it was elsewhere!0
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She was nothing but a sweet talker!0
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Always wanted to be serious0
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I told her that I prefer blue hats
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I only owned a red hat
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I didn't own any hats0
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4" nuff said 0
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C'mon...it was cold out!0
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Not kinky enough 0
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