We broke up because...

qxana1969 · February 2016

her idea of a date was going to Walmart and eating at The Woodgrill Buffett - boring!

FabulousFantasticFifty · February 2016

Hey you never took me to the Woodgrill Buffet!! Were finished!

RunHardBeStrong · February 2016

She always finished too soon

qxana1969 · February 2016

she always finished my sentences for me

Timshel_ · February 2016

Expected things to go on forever.

Kvm11628 · February 2016

He didn't set the bar high enough

FabulousFantasticFifty · February 2016

She was always at the Bars!

qxana1969 · February 2016

hung monkey bars above our bed - things were getting weird

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

She was using me for sex, didn't appreciate my mind

qxana1969 · February 2016

didn't want to talk philosophy while getting it on

RunHardBeStrong · February 2016

all she ever wanted to do was talk.. all talk no action

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

She acted like a baby during role play.

qxana1969 · February 2016

wanted me to change her diapers - for realz?!

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

Got everything backwards... They were her diapers she forced me to wear... I couldn't sub

piggysmalls333 · February 2016

Left me hog tied on a deserted "couples retreat" island with an apple in my mouth

FabulousFantasticFifty · February 2016

Didnt Like Attending Hawaiian Luaus!

qxana1969 · February 2016

kept trying to sneak peeks up the dancers grass skirts - nice way to start a honeymoon

FabulousFantasticFifty · February 2016

I ran off with him!

Kvm11628 · February 2016

Gave me the wrong lei/lay

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

Dead lay

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