We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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            it was discovered that she had buried the bodies of her ex lovers in the back yard0
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            She's now an Ex Lover!0
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            Went prison for murder0
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            I escaped and she hates me for it0
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            Found out that she was an escapee from Shady Acres Sanitarium!0
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            Turns out she was just shady...0
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            Left me for Slim Shady0
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            told me I had to use the doggie door - hurt my feelings0
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            She was too sensitive.. nothing wrong with using the doggie door 0 0
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            She looked like a ..........  0 0
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            except that I couldn't fit.....she just left me outside0
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            she broke her dog chain and ran away0
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            She claimed she was a man.....Nope!0
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            I didn't like being walked around with a chain and collar (only in the bedroom lol)0
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            She only let me dominate in the bedroom. I needed complete control.0
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            Control freak0
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            Would always sing "she's a very freaky girl...." when I walked in the room0
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            She always lost Control!
 (I have that effect on people you know!) 0 0
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            She sang "run around Susie" when I walked in the door0
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            stole my iTunes songs collection0
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            She would call out "Suuuuueeeeey!" when I walked in the door! 0 0
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            Found her cuddling with a pot belly pig in our bed0
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            Had a rule of no Pets in the Bedroom!0
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            Tried killing my pig for dinner0
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            She hated my Carnitas!0
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            she sprinkled rat poison in my food - murderess!0
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            I made her a lovely dinner and she said it tasted like rat poison. Not sure how she knows what rat poison tastes like...0
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            She ratted on me to the feds0
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            She didnt approve of the spices I used0
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            I begged for a little spice but curlers and a housecoat kills the mood0
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