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    creepiest thing you've seen on mfp?

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    • Posts: 3,794 Member
      I think the creepiest thing was this one time when I saw a girl that logged her...ummmm...let's say "intake" of semen one day.**

      Measured in teaspoons.















      (**Not that there's anything wrong with that...but really, does it need to be logged? :laugh: )
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      Having run a sex offender registration program IRL, I have a VERY high threshold for what I consider "creepy".

      I'll let you all know when I see it though.
    • Posts: 539 Member
      The pro-anorexia girls that post pictures in their profile of, I'm assuming, their aspirations. You know, pictures of bodies that are practically just a thin layer of skin covering bones. It freaks me the eff out. It's disgusting and disturbing. And this is coming from someone that had anorexia and bulimia 18 years ago.

      I hate to be rude, but this site is about fitness and getting healthy. I don't want to see it, take it to another site. No offense...
    • Posts: 601 Member
      I have to say . . . I don't really get creeped out too easily. Maybe I need to hang around the boards more so I can find something that will creep me out. I am intrigued by the notion of being creeped out, but I'm crazy like that. : )

      Michelle
    • Posts: 3,794 Member
      I think the creepiest thing was this one time when I saw a girl that logged her...ummmm...let's say "intake" of semen one day.**

      Measured in teaspoons.















      (**Not that there's anything wrong with that...but really, does it need to be logged? :laugh: )




      Really, no comments about the semen girl?! :noway: :laugh:
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      Really, no comments about the semen girl?! :noway: :laugh:


      wow...brave woman to log that lol
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      wow...brave woman to log that lol

      Funny how you think she's brave just for logging it... nothing else comes to mind.
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      Funny how you think she's brave just for logging it... nothing else comes to mind.
      Well I have questions: how did she know how much? Did she look up the protein count on it too? Are we sure it couldn't have been measured in larger increments (by the cupful, etc)?

      BTW, I'm a bit new and haven't been creeped out yet, but I'll keep my eyes open for it.
    • Posts: 311 Member
      when women post in forum topics that are clearly stated "For Men only"

      And that TOM guy creeps me out.. i don't think i have ever seen his post personally but the way all these women talk about him they seem to hate and despise this guy. he must be up to no good around here.


      :laugh:
    • Posts: 711 Member
      when women post in forum topics that are clearly stated "For Men only"

      REALLY REALLY GUILTY. Though if you read my posts, you'd totally understand. Some of us rate "honorary testicles" though, lol.
    • Posts: 3,794 Member
      Well I have questions: how did she know how much? Did she look up the protein count on it too? Are we sure it couldn't have been measured in larger increments (by the cupful, etc)?

      BTW, I'm a bit new and haven't been creeped out yet, but I'll keep my eyes open for it.

      Now THAT I don't know. :laugh:
    • Posts: 3,046 Member
      WTF?!?!?!?!!? A CHick that counts the calories in the loads she takes!...HA!
    • Posts: 711 Member
      Ok, logging loads of jiz is definitely up there... in the MORON category! We're talking what, FIVE to SEVEN calories tops? Doesn't the EFFORT one puts in to extracting such a substance cancel out the caloric intake? It's like one of those "negative calorie" things like drinking a gallon of ice-water, eating raw carrots or cauliflower.

      Seriously, if she didn't log in some respective cardio in the form of repeated head movements, hand movements, or riding bareback we can only assume she is one LAZY girl who let her guy do all the work. The shame!

      SMH

      I can't BELIEVE this woman tainted our food database with the idea of no-effort semen consumption!
    • Posts: 3,046 Member
      Ok, logging loads of jiz is definitely up there... in the MORON category! We're talking what, FIVE to SEVEN calories tops? Doesn't the EFFORT one puts in to extracting such a substance cancel out the caloric intake? It's like one of those "negative calorie" things like drinking a gallon of ice-water, eating raw carrots or cauliflower.

      Seriously, if she didn't log in some respective cardio in the form of repeated head movements, hand movements, or riding bareback we can only assume she is one LAZY girl who let her guy do all the work. The shame!

      SMH

      I can't BELIEVE this woman tainted our food database with the idea of no-effort semen consumption!

      You are right!! Why would she even bother.........she would have burnt out those calories on the EFFORT alone it took for the HJ. Assuming thats what it was...........
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      OKay, I'm probably adding to the creepiness, but I'm a curious sort so I looked it up. Here's the info in a nutshell:

      http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_nutritional_content_of_human_semen
    • Posts: 1,262 Member
      when women post in forum topics that are clearly stated "For Men only"

      REALLY REALLY GUILTY. Though if you read my posts, you'd totally understand. Some of us rate "honorary testicles" though, lol.

      I do and they're scary, make me feel inadequate as a man. :blushing: (Can I be your b*tch Ma'am?)
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      You are right!! Why would she even bother.........she would have burnt out those calories on the EFFORT alone it took for the HJ. Assuming thats what it was...........

      That seems to be heading into the anorexic behavior area.
      And how does that guy feel:
      "So how was it?"
      "Hold on a minute, I'm counting calories..."
      I can't think of anything too creepy, but you'd have to get up pretty early in the morning to creep me out.
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      I do and they're scary, make me feel inadequate as a man. :blushing: (Can I be your b*tch Ma'am?)

      ^oh dear gawd, did he just call me "MA'AM"? Will one of my other adored boot-licking b!+ches please educate the poor fellow? Sergeant might dole you a charlie-horse giving love tap if it pleases her :D
    • Posts: 1,568 Member
      Logging semen....now that is some serious commitment.....i wonder how many minutes you hvae to run to burn of a tablespoon of semen? Or maybe its like celery, the amount of "effort" it takes to consume out-burns the actual calorie content

      I think i have creeped myself out on here by oogling peoples goodies and thinking nasty thoughts in my head.....
    • Posts: 1,568 Member
      OKay, I'm probably adding to the creepiness, but I'm a curious sort so I looked it up. Here's the info in a nutshell:

      http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_nutritional_content_of_human_semen

      see all the homepathics can just swallow semen instead of taking prozac for their depression.
    • Posts: 1,262 Member
      ^oh dear gawd, did he just call me "MA'AM"? Will one of my other adored boot-licking b!+ches please educate the poor fellow? Sergeant might dole you a charlie-horse giving love tap if it pleases her :D

      I don't think they have ranks in BDSM circles, so Sgt doesn't really work even if you were one. I'm no expert though so correct me if that's not the case :wink:
    • Posts: 1,400 Member
      The jizz in database kind of creeped me out. A different post brought it up and.. I just had to look! 5 whoppin' cals/ejaculation!

      Also, there was a chick that had bluejeans on and was topless, just holding her boobies in her hands. I actually said WHOA outload, it surprised me!
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      I don't think they have ranks in BDSM circles, so Sgt doesn't really work even if you were one. I'm no expert though so correct me if that's not the case :wink:

      I draw the line at hazing. I don't *kitten* with BDSM. Long story short: (meh, edited. Buzzkill, way OT)

      Yeah... you can definitely keep that Lords of Acid "The Power Is Mine" stuff. I'm hardcore, not stupid.
    • Posts: 1,262 Member
      I draw the line at hazing. I don't *kitten* with BDSM. Long story short: kidnapped, spent 2 days handcuffed/legironed to a bed in a total ****hole in the middle of nowhere, beaten within a inch of my life including a fractured jaw, dumbass left a bottle of KY liquid in reach one time he came to "check" on me and I used that to slip the restraints and get away. I think the VA pays me so much disability income because it's hush money to keep me from selling my story to Lifetime Movie Network, lol.

      Yeah... you can definitely keep that Lords of Acid "The Power Is Mine" stuff. I'm hardcore, not stupid.

      OMG You poor woman - what a nightmare! Hope your military background gave you the mental to help deal with it. Bet you'd like to blow his b*lls off, what an arsehole.
    • Posts: 711 Member
      Hardly some poor woman. I went down fighting tooth and nail, have the x-rays to prove it and got out as soon as I could. The poor women are the ones who turn up without a scratch and nobody believes, or dead ones.

      ...So how 'bout that cum-guzzling chick who logs her calories?
    • Posts: 3,046 Member
      That cum guzzling chick is krrraazzy! hahahahaahahahaha
    • Posts: 243 Member
      Ok, logging loads of jiz is definitely up there... in the MORON category! We're talking what, FIVE to SEVEN calories tops? Doesn't the EFFORT one puts in to extracting such a substance cancel out the caloric intake? It's like one of those "negative calorie" things like drinking a gallon of ice-water, eating raw carrots or cauliflower.

      Seriously, if she didn't log in some respective cardio in the form of repeated head movements, hand movements, or riding bareback we can only assume she is one LAZY girl who let her guy do all the work. The shame!

      SMH

      I can't BELIEVE this woman tainted our food database with the idea of no-effort semen consumption!
      you said taint.
    • Posts: 711 Member
      Hey, are you-know-who's tits still showing in everybody's friend's list?
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      Really, no comments about the semen girl?! :noway: :laugh:

      I have contemplated logging it just to see who actually looks at my diary and see if anyone would be brave enough to say something about it ;-)
    • Posts: 4,500 Member

      ...So how 'bout that cum-guzzling chick who logs her calories?

      Honestly? Sounds like she kicks *kitten*. That's not creepy. Just dedicated.

      I wonder what her name is...she may have to be my first MFP friend.
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