We broke up because...
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Always trying to knock me to the floor!
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I didn't knock one time and was floored by who she was with!0
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He drank so much he always ended up on the floor0
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She couldn't drink the fruits of my love0
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She insisted on wearing her thong at all times...0
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I never saw his face0
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She was always peeping over her sun glasses at all the cuties arses that walked by thinking I wouldn't notice!0
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We would fixate on a single body part0
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Was way too sweet..gave me cavities0
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She always stole my material!
You're doing it wrong!!!
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Lol....dumped me for Sam Worthington 0
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She kept on messing up my hair0
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His hair products took up the whole bathroom counter!0
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Always trying wake me up during my naps.0
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Naps!?? He always said he couldn't sleep anyway!
Wouldn't even brush my hair anymore!0 -
Had a thing for a sexy duck ..0
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Tried to make my duck wear lingerie.0
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Lol read the other thread!
Read my mind and it creeped me out!0 -
Tried to get in my head. With a drill.0
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His duck killed my chooks and he didn't care0
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She always talked about her "chooks" to everybody, I'm sure it was code for something naughty!0
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She had a dirty mind.0
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He had a clean mind ..0
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I was too naive for her
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The word gullible was spelled "h e r."0
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she would always Vacuum in the morning I mean like really its 7 a.m. on a Saturday can't you take a breakslimgirljo15 wrote: »He had a clean mind ..
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He kept sliding down the bannisters0
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Wouldn't ever let me have fun! *stomping feet*
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She went black then tried to go back.0
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