We broke up because...
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didn't like when i approached him in the shower with a butcher knife0
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Only wanted to do it from behind0
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always approached from behind with chloroform0
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Didn't approach me from behind enough!
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morning fun is great but not 2 am0
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By spontaneous he meant surprise attack at the back door0
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The whole neighbourhood had been through the back door..0
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She was just jealous they wanted to hang out with me instead0
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She hung out with everyone but me....
Rockin them glasses btw
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »She hung out with everyone but me....
Rockin them glasses btw
Why, thank you
She didn't get enough attention at home so she started hanging outside the prison yard
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Didn't believe me when I said I don't know how the guy in prison clothes got inside our closet0
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She ended up doing time and I was lonely!0
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It just wasn't exciting anymore.0
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I found out him and the duck were cheating..0
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She heard from some Guy that I wasn't exciting anymore0
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She didn't get excited about me anymore0
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She was always looking for the next thrill0
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The only thing that thrilled her was the neighbor mowing in only his banana hammock0
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She didn't understand he allure of the banana hammock0
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Bought me a banana and told me to wear a banana hammock
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She walked oround with a banna on her shoulder0
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Didn't like it when I wanted to ride on her shoulders, backwards!0
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Lol..was gender confused0
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she was on a different schedule. never had time for me0
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always made up excuses..always blamed my schedule..we both knew that was sh1t ..
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lol she turned everything I said around0
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C'mere you..Im not letting you disappear..we are not breaking up..its the basement for you..
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lol she wanted to keep me tied up in her basement0
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Upped and disappeared..never seen again0
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She never gave me my space0
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