We broke up because...
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she bought a shirt that said "I'm with stupid"
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he couldn't handle the truth of it0
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Had too many admirers0
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She asked "does this make my *kitten* look big?" I didn't have the correct response.
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got offended when I offered to share them0
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had sex every day at 6pm if I whether I was home or not....0
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Drank the last cup of Bourbon and didnt get us another bottle
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Got a job travelling all over modelling. No time for me0
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got made when he found out I gave it all the bourbon the the mail man0
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she was giving the mail man more than my bourbon0
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Signed me up for mud wrestling0
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Didnt want to travel the world with me, thats all i asked for was a companion who was special to me
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Expected me to drop everything for him0
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She only wanted to box0
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didn't like that I could beat him in boxing0
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She had a lockbox0
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Did a really bad Al Gore impersonation routine:
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I couldn't stay awake late enough to watch snl with her0
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He didn't own a DVR. He was way behind the times.0
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she broke the DVR with too many cooking shows0
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He recorded Pimp My Ride0
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She wanted me to pimp her ride0
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didn't like my ride0
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He would have pimp my ride on every time we were getting it on. I felt I was only an after thought.0
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She WAS a pimp0
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wanted me to wear a purple top hat with a big feather in it.0
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