How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • bhouchen2014
    bhouchen2014 Posts: 3,715 Member
    Multiple times I hope :wink:
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  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    Winked too hard and broke her eyeball socket, which caused her eye to fall out of her face. She freaked out and flailed around, slamming into a mirror and breaking it. The shattered mirror glass severed the drooping eye, and she bled to death.
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  • Starman02
    Starman02 Posts: 181 Member
    swimming with the dolphins - instead of a great time frolicking in the water they attack.
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    A roaming pack of rabid chihuahuas did him in ..
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  • _Sparky_
    _Sparky_ Posts: 765 Member
    Killed by women jealous of her spectacular beauty..
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Fell from the 2nd floor window trying to escape when his playmates husband came home..
  • _Sparky_
    _Sparky_ Posts: 765 Member
    Jumped after me, she could not let me die alone...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Fell out a window and impaled on a fence
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Kidnapped by a devil worship cult..she is impreganted with the devils child..at the birth it rips its way out of her stomach...
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  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    It was a murder / suicide, but only because she was trying to get rid of her split personalities
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Complications of penile enhancement surgery :D
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  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    Got a sex change and got caught in the jeans zipper on the first try, popped the stitches and bled to death.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited March 2016
    Out hiking ..walking along the track when she tripped..unfortunately the track was beside a 100m drop into a raging river..lucky she survived the fall and got out of the river...walked back to her camp and built a fire to warm herself..she got too close and her clothes caught a light but she pulled them off before any damage was done...she poured herself a drink to settle her jangled nerves and failed to see the rare frog in her water...she swallowed it..gulp..
    It was a very poisonous frog..dead in seconds ...a sad but true tale
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  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    edited March 2016
    Umbilical cord strangulation by her twin (fraternal) fetus inside their mother's womb...
    #siblingrivalry
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited March 2016
    Something heavy fell on his head....repeatedly..sorry..was an accident :#
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    Anaphylaxis (iodine) while licking the salt off her wounds after injuring herself during her chess match...
  • _Sparky_
    _Sparky_ Posts: 765 Member
    Clobbered by a group of people who were annoyed at him explaining what big words meant.
  • WeekendWarriorTX
    WeekendWarriorTX Posts: 1,844 Member
    Face eaten off by seagulls after not cleaning his mustache after eating snow crab legs at a Joe's crab Shack on the beach
  • dadupe
    dadupe Posts: 47 Member
    Those humps, they're alien rigged plasma bombs. RIP WeekendWarrior and Camel.
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