We broke up because...
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I got the skinny on her and was shocked
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He told me that I was too skinny and it made my butt too big0
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She blamed me for dreaming of Sam and Gerard and Thomas and Paul and Sean and Josh and Manu!0
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Kept calling out all her ex lovers instead of me.0
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He was never around!0
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Didn't want to violate the restraining order
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he had a rap sheet a mile long 0
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As were the notches on his bed post!0
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lol She had more notches on her bed post than me!0
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He had a blotch on his crotch. Scary0
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Hated the hand carved bed I made!0
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It was bunk beds. I think that was a hint0
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Wouldn't let me be on top! 0
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Would not let me touch her bottom0
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Wouldn't let me try his sunglasses0
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Was always Shady0
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Ran a background check on her 0
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thought I saw him on an episode of America's most wanted.0
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Turned me in to the Feds!0
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she turned out to be a huge drug dealer0
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I guess smoking all that weed made me snack waaaay too much huh?
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Snacked on all the wrong things0
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lol she threatened to stab me when I hid her pot0
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He shot smack!0
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Smacked me around!
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Ate sugar smacks for dinner0
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Took away my Sweets! He had to go!!!0
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Came home and she was a sour puss0
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drank all the bourbon in the house0
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