Things you should never say on a FIRST DATE
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Does this look infected?0
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You must have part Canine in your genes!0
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Show me your tits if you want me to pick up the tab.0
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First you have to prove you're a man, because I'm not seeing any signs of one there!
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You sure have some large hands.... and that adam's apple... it kinda really sticks out there.0
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I LOVE YOU!!!0
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"Does this look like a sore or a lesion to you"?0
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I thought we could meet my mom tonight...0
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Do you mind if I bring my kids?0
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I didn't believe in soul mates until now0
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*when the bill arrives*
Did you want to get that?0 -
*at McDonalds*
Hey, do you want to watch me play in the playground?0 -
Wanna go to Jack in the Box? I can use my employee discount!0
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I don't get paid til Friday.0
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I have a third nipple, wanna see it??0
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It's just an ankle bracelet....0
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My wife is gonna love you!0
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Have you ever had a Dirty Sanchez... cause I'll be giving you one tonight!0
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Here have a breath mint!0
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I have 35 cats...0
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Do you believe in Love at first sight?0
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It's possible!!0
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Hi0
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(to the waiter) She'll have a salad.0
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Can you pick my up? My Porsche is in the shop.0
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Your sister is hotter0
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You mind if I order something to take home to my 9 kids?0
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