Things you should never say on a FIRST DATE

AlexCarr07 · February 2016

It's just an ankle bracelet....

Tigg_er · February 2016

AlexCarr07 · February 2016

My wife is gonna love you!

RUN_LIFT_EAT · February 2016

Have you ever had a Dirty Sanchez... cause I'll be giving you one tonight!

FabulousFantasticFifty · February 2016

Here have a breath mint!

cmDaffy · February 2016

I have 35 cats...

FabulousFantasticFifty · February 2016

Do you believe in Love at first sight?

rlb69brew · March 2016

It's possible!!

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy · March 2016

windee52 · March 2016

(to the waiter) She'll have a salad.

NYactor1 · March 2016

Can you pick my up? My Porsche is in the shop.

windee52 · March 2016

Your sister is hotter

windee52 · March 2016

You mind if I order something to take home to my 9 kids?

coopnlosmom · March 2016

"While I was in prison..."

slimzandra · March 2016

If you did more planks you'd have a rocking body. I have a gym in my basement, you could come over and I'll show you the proper way to do a plank.

cmDaffy · May 2016

"Oh, this is the first place my convicted ex-boyfriend took me", while crying uncontrollably

FabulousFantasticFifty · May 2016

Oh that! It's not a blister I just bit my lip!

susanohio · May 2016

You look a lot older than 50

VikMcAnik · May 2016

You look just like my wife!

FabulousFantasticFifty · May 2016

That's it???

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