We broke up because...
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he always skipped leg day0
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Never pulled my leg0
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Always said, "Pull my finger."0
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she would never pull my finger0
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Never kept his hands to himself.0
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Wanted to play jungle animals in bed0
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Never shaved, so always looked like a jungle down there0
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He said he liked to play in the bushes0
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she never invited me to play in the bushes with her0
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Wanted to play in other people's bushes.0
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Played me for a fool0
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Played me like a tool.....0
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he got deployed and I told him I wasn't waiting for him0
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He was so impatient I told him I was going to the bathroom and he left.0
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She had such a potty mouth0
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He refused to smile for me.0
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after every thing she did she would raise her hands and say "Ta da!"1
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He wanted me to applaud his every move!0
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She kept spanking my *kitten*.....too hard too hard0
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And by *kitten* I mean *kitten*0
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