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  • Wendyluvme
    Wendyluvme Posts: 552 Member
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    He liked to braid his chest hair
  • MasterBroshi
    MasterBroshi Posts: 108 Member
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    Said lucky charms was better than cinnamon toast crunch
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
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    He called my best friend magically delicious. I got suspicious.
  • spiveaa
    spiveaa Posts: 1,387 Member
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    Are you breaking up with me? :'(
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    She was suspicious of everything.. always questioning the grass stains on my knees. I really was just clumsy.
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
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    Way too emotional
  • Wendyluvme
    Wendyluvme Posts: 552 Member
    edited May 2016
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    Had the Slytherin Snake tattoo on his arm. Mark of the dark lord!
    MasterBroshi wrote: »
    Said lucky charms was better than cinnamon toast crunch

  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
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    Tried to place me in Hufflepuff
  • Wendyluvme
    Wendyluvme Posts: 552 Member
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    Owned a house elf slave
  • LaMartian
    LaMartian Posts: 478 Member
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    She was a member of PETA
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
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    Played with someone's wand
  • Wendyluvme
    Wendyluvme Posts: 552 Member
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    Tried to use a death curse on me
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Tried to have me burned at the stake
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
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    She kept burning the steaks
  • Wendyluvme
    Wendyluvme Posts: 552 Member
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    She hated that I used ketchup on my steaks
  • MasterBroshi
    MasterBroshi Posts: 108 Member
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    Wendy0015 wrote: »
    She hated that I used ketchup on my steaks

    That's just gross!
  • Wendyluvme
    Wendyluvme Posts: 552 Member
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    He was not into my condiment usage
  • LaMartian
    LaMartian Posts: 478 Member
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    She got mad that I wouldn't buy the premium cuts of steak (because they'd be ruined by ketchup)
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Wanted to use condiments in the boudoir!
    I prefer honey and whipped cream! ;)

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