We broke up because...

sparrish531 · May 2016

Had 50 ways to love my lever

FabulousFantasticFifty · May 2016

Came up with 50 excuses to leave me

ClubSilencio · May 2016

She developed arthritis and could no longer give me foot rubs.

NikkiWalt · May 2016

He never meant "foot" rubs

trunkbay3434 · May 2016

Kept asking what my shoe size was...

NikkiWalt · May 2016

finally answered size 3

trunkbay3434 · May 2016

Was too nice, not enough naughty.

backontheattack · May 2016

Kept on being naughty with all the neighbours

FabulousFantasticFifty · May 2016

She was arrested for attacking random Men in the subway!

trunkbay3434 · May 2016

Was a cop and had PTSD!

Insert_Catchy_Username · May 2016

I was jealous of all the skin he showed in his profile pic.

kodiakj77 · May 2016

She kept putting her hands in the air....It was like she just didn't care....

FabulousFantasticFifty · May 2016

He was always rappin to other girls!

slimgirljo15 · May 2016

Hated my singing ..actually my speaking too

DSwales11 · May 2016

I couldn't keep up with her.

FabulousFantasticFifty · May 2016

He was too slow

FromHadesWithLove · May 2016

Our lives were running in different directions.

FabulousFantasticFifty · May 2016

She lived on the wrong side of the tracks. Or maybe I did!

ClubSilencio · May 2016

I gave her 5 solid years and she still could not exhibit mastery of the grilled cheese sandwich.

FabulousFantasticFifty · May 2016

He wasn't happy with my quesadillas!

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