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We broke up because...
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Made me go back to school0
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my body, my right!0
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Pffttt....thought it was his body0
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Was always treating other people's bodies like property0
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Did I tell you that could speak?
Oh what I have to deal with here....0 -
I snapped and kicked her azz!
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has a violent streak0
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She was into "stare down" contests, but never took off her glasses...0
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wouldn't play my favorite songs on his guitar0
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Her favorite song was "50 WaysTo Leave Your Lover!"1
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Had 50 ways to love my lever0
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Came up with 50 excuses to leave me0
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She developed arthritis and could no longer give me foot rubs.0
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He never meant "foot" rubs1
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Kept asking what my shoe size was...0
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finally answered size 3
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Was too nice, not enough naughty.0
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Kept on being naughty with all the neighbours2
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She was arrested for attacking random Men in the subway!0
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Was a cop and had PTSD!0
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I was jealous of all the skin he showed in his profile pic.
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She kept putting her hands in the air....It was like she just didn't care....1
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He was always rappin to other girls!0
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Hated my singing ..actually my speaking too0
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I couldn't keep up with her.0
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He was too slow0
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Our lives were running in different directions.0
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She lived on the wrong side of the tracks. Or maybe I did!
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I gave her 5 solid years and she still could not exhibit mastery of the grilled cheese sandwich.
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He wasn't happy with my quesadillas!0
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