We broke up because...
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Because...orange teeth0
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only wanted to go to the roller rink, never bowling0
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Didn't appreciate a classic joke0
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Kept turning everything into a joke0
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called my manhood a joke
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We've been over this a 100 times.. naming it Princess Sofia is a joke!0
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I cut her pole in half with an angle grinder0
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finny11122 wrote: »I cut her pole in half with an angle grinder
I cut his pole in half with the kitchen knife after he cut mine in half!0 -
jealous of my pole skills0
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His pole was not the right size0
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she hung out with too many pole cutters... I got nervous0
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neither was mine0
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hi name rhymed with mine. It was too weird.0
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She didn't like poetry0
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She thought "Ricky and Nikki" was poetry0
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Too erudite for me0
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Bump... thought poetry was too scholarly0
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She wasn't even Asian!
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Had a thing for Asians only0
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Easy my azz! Hard to get along with!
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I am the wrong ethnicity (kicks rocks)
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She was not a he1
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She was always with "he's when supposed to be with me's!0
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I just cant win today lol... was all huffy cause I was missing important anatomy0
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She wasn't Asian0
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Lol she was always mocking me!0
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She sounded like a mocking bird when she spoke0
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We could never take a good picture, our heads were always out of the frame.0
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He takes a bad picture0
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She attracted a flock of guys everywhere she went. I couldn't compete0
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