We broke up because...
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Ooh she didn't like to mix that with Nutella!0
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He always had nutella mushed into his beard0
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She left a gaping hole in the phalanx0
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He was being chased after by all the girls.. And by that I mean ALL the girls0
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still has her head upside down0
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Tried to cut off all my toes0
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He wore crocs with socks0
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she stole my quest bars0
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Caught him using my mascara0
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She got stuck in a chandelier, never to be seen again
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wouldn't untie my shoe laces from that d*mn chandelier. Just took pics and left, laughing!0
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He was too to the point.....0
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He liked to bite too much0
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She wasn't into my kinks...0
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only wanted to play instrumental music at karaoke0
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Only wanted to kiss other guys at the bar
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wouldn't kiss me in public!0
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Didn't like it when I kissed her in public... she didn't want anyone to know we were together0
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Kissing me and licking my forehead are two very different things!0
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Didn't like being licked
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Ha!
Only liked to receive...0 -
would never let me lick first
the ice cream, ya know.0 -
We were both givers0
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pretended he was a giver.
Lie detector test determined THAT was a lie!0 -
Wouldn't do as he was told..1
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