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  • yusaku02
    yusaku02 Posts: 3,474 Member
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    always eating bugs she picked out of my hair
  • NikkiWalt
    NikkiWalt Posts: 1,326 Member
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    never refilled the paper towel holder
  • DaveAsh8
    DaveAsh8 Posts: 76 Member
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    kept walking out of the toilet with paper stuck to her shoe
  • xGracieGirlx
    xGracieGirlx Posts: 99 Member
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    Cried any time he accidentally stepped on a bug.
  • NikkiWalt
    NikkiWalt Posts: 1,326 Member
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    carried her pillow and blanket around with her everywhere she went
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    Told me to keep a blanket over my head during sexy time
  • ulcaster555
    ulcaster555 Posts: 1,150 Member
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    played weird games with the blanky
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    Played weird games. But not with me. :(
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
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    She played too many games.
  • musclegood_fatbad
    musclegood_fatbad Posts: 9,809 Member
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    She said I was childish
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
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    He blew bubbles in his milk
  • musclegood_fatbad
    musclegood_fatbad Posts: 9,809 Member
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    Took my milk away
  • NikkiWalt
    NikkiWalt Posts: 1,326 Member
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    only ate lucky charms cereal with a fork for breakfast
  • striderb
    striderb Posts: 5,844 Member
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    Was always pushing me to try Fruity Pebbles.
  • NikkiWalt
    NikkiWalt Posts: 1,326 Member
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    would never set up an easter egg hunt for me
  • 2011rocket3touring
    2011rocket3touring Posts: 1,346 Member
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    All our dates were at a gay bar; while she was whispering sweet nothings in my ear, she was slipping me a Cosby brand roofie. After I passed out, she'd rent me out to the other patrons...
    ...and never shared the cash.
    Fool me 11 times, shame on you; fool me the 12th and shame on me!
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,950 Member
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    He didn't like to party
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
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    Didn't like ME to party
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,950 Member
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    she was an alcoholic

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