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We broke up because...
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The things she told me!
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Easily shocked..lol0
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But it would not fit in your ear!
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Because you kept telling me to smile
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she dumped me because I only played here for a few minutes before going to bed0
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Preferred to sleep than play0
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Wanted the handyman for herself..0
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She shared alright..wasn't thrilled when she gave me crabs 0
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always eating bugs she picked out of my hair0
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never refilled the paper towel holder0
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kept walking out of the toilet with paper stuck to her shoe
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Cried any time he accidentally stepped on a bug.0
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carried her pillow and blanket around with her everywhere she went0
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Told me to keep a blanket over my head during sexy time0
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played weird games with the blanky0
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Played weird games. But not with me.
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She played too many games.0
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She said I was childish0
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He blew bubbles in his milk0
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Took my milk away0
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only ate lucky charms cereal with a fork for breakfast0
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Was always pushing me to try Fruity Pebbles.0
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would never set up an easter egg hunt for me0
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All our dates were at a gay bar; while she was whispering sweet nothings in my ear, she was slipping me a Cosby brand roofie. After I passed out, she'd rent me out to the other patrons...
...and never shared the cash.
Fool me 11 times, shame on you; fool me the 12th and shame on me!0 -
He didn't like to party0
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Didn't like ME to party0
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she was an alcoholic0
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