We broke up because...

She got jealous of the pole.

Wasn't realistic

She took her clothes off for money!

Caught fab giving him a lapdance

He wouldn't pull out!

After several years of trust and lustful devotion, she confided to me she thought Jodie Foster was overrated.

she tried to act like she didn't know who I was when I showed up at her house.

She wanted to be my wife. I wasn't ready to commit.

No stamina