We broke up because...
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She growled at me!0
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Called me a Cougar0
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Called me a Cougar0
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Went to a party with her and never saw her again0
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Wanted to show me her basement. Uh uh nope.0
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nitroalley wrote: »Wanted to show me her basement. Uh uh nope.
Lol...was afraid to experiment0 -
She was always afraid to explore new territory!
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Was much too territorial
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Was much too dominant0
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Never took off his suit
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She suited me fine. But I guess I didn't suit her0
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Took his clothes off everywhere he went0
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Never wanted to leave the covers behind0
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never covered her behind0
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Ran off with the neighbour0
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Was always running her mouth off0
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She was too lazy to jog0
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She was always jogging0
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She had bigger guns!0
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Wouldn't help me load the cannon0
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North Carolina passed a law.
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She was prettier0
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She costs a pretty penny0
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He would never use his tie secure my arms0
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Oh Really? I broke up too soon!
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nitroalley wrote: »Oh Really? I broke up too soon!
Well I just watched 50 Shades....0 -
The phrase "Oh God Yes" isn't an appropriate safe word!0
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He's more interested in his decs than my pecks1
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