We broke up because...
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Confused ego with confidence - the immensity of her ego pushed everyone away!1
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she didnt believe i had a face0
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Oh I believed he had a face but with a multiple personality I didn't know which one would surface.0
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she insisted fighting the dog for his food.0
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he couldn't stop looking at himself in the mirror0
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she only knew one position...the one she is named for...
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she thought the mirror was "facetime"0
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she cheated at thumbwrestling0
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she passed out from exhaustion while we were in a nice position0
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she had issues with my man stick size0
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she broke said twig0
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his nickname was stubby0
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she didn't vote Cthulhu0
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she tried to twist to a reverse namesake and slipped0
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We didn't... still going strong!0
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oh, it which case we need to talk...there have been others.0
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She was Prettier than me and got all of the attention!0
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she wouldn't let me sleep0
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The only thing she ever did in the Bedroom was Sleep!!!0
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She kept me up until 5am every worknight0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »The only thing she ever did in the Bedroom was Sleep!!!
She wanted to do every activity know to man in the bedroom.....juggling, game of red rover, civil war reenactment, taming a dragon....She kept me up until 5am every worknight
He didn't have enough stamina 1 -
lacked the stamina to keep up in the bedroom0
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she used to bite like a bear when having an orgasm0
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